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Balrog Needs Hug
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A simple ancient fire demon whose mission is to ensure the survival of the species.

I have Balrogs everywhere.
This Low Quality Fact can neither be confirmed, nor can it be denied.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love this.
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Hey ummm… @CNN - … “could”??

Grow up.
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is the way.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Yes. Yes it was. 🤭
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Happy New Year brother. Shoulders square, chest out, motion forward.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I will be happy when what’s yours is mine.
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You can’t explain such complex matters to morons who wish to profit from death.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Step 1. Begin coding in Assembly

Step 2. Age 20 years in 2 weeks.

Step 3. No need for more RAM.
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A massive, colossal, endless ocean of multidimensional and international as well as local lawsuits, coupled with monstrous fines passed by local referendum and we can end this madness in less than a year.
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There is no test like production.
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have seen zero evidence that:

1. The worm in his head is indeed dead.

- and -

2. It’s not actually in full control of him.

No evidence against either claim.
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The answer to your dilemma is “yes”.
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Commodore was at the precipice of being the next IBM. Unfortunately they were being managed by a group of nutless monkeys and they took some of the most advanced, next-next-next generation ideas and engineering by brilliant minds and they did what C-suites do best. Buy jets and forget the mission.
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I dare Time or whatever group picks the photo of the year to do this.

Double dare.
Triple dare.
Quadruple dare!
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s ok Elon. We are removing you from the automobile market.

KTHXBAI
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just further proof that no amount of money or power can buy taste or class.
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Turtles are the most advanced Decepticons.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Brother Lynn, you are a man of integrity, strength, conviction and caring.

Whatever your path looks like your strength will help you traverse it.

There’s nothing more important to any person than that of feeling loved. By that measure, you have won.

With you, Lynn.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM