Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
August 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
August 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
No bad news EVER!!! Life will be sooo great!!
August 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
No bad news EVER!!! Life will be sooo great!!
Pride's over bitches!!
July 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pride's over bitches!!
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
June 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
NEVER!!! Kegsbreath makes me MOIST like no one else!!
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
NEVER!!! Kegsbreath makes me MOIST like no one else!!
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
Kegsbreath for the WIN, 'Merica!!!
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Kegsbreath for the WIN, 'Merica!!!
Where is JD's purse???
June 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Where is JD's purse???
It's his third legs that puts a little spring in my step!! #DontTellMyHubby
June 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's his third legs that puts a little spring in my step!! #DontTellMyHubby
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
June 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
And is it me or does that NOT look like a white guy in the photo???
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And is it me or does that NOT look like a white guy in the photo???
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
June 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
Welcome to the Ru Paul stage Medusa Venom!!
June 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Welcome to the Ru Paul stage Medusa Venom!!
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!