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Not sure what that means in this context!
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I imagine she knows English well enough to understand that question. She is speaking Spanish because she is on the phone calling someone to help with her kids.
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Classic thing people used to say about kings. Since they couldn't blame the king, they blamed the advisors.
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Not sure I have actually heard the whole song all the way through. What a build to the line I actually remembered! And more powerful in this quiet version.
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
If only we could transfer some of that massive ICE budget to immigration courts so we could actually process people through and regularize their status.
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
We don't know how *aspirin* works!
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
At least that $1M = jobs, jobs, jobs!!
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
oh, well, my theory doesn't hold! it still bugs me that she had to listen to so much fake news and sports
August 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Question is: who turns it on? Every time I visited my elderly mom in the hospital, she asked me first thing to turn off the TV (and it wasn't just because she had a visitor). Staff either turned it on to Fox or to sports. The remote was usually not within reach.
August 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Where can I get this button??!!
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
New Yorkers love helping a tourist who is hopelessly looking at a map.
August 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Unless it's a Democrat involved with a 24 year old. In that case she is so young, and makes them think of their daughters, and yes they need to impeach.
August 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This makes me so angry for so many reasons. I can barely contain myself.
August 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For example, we could have just one Dakota.
August 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
exactly!
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
😀🙃
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I *am* curious whether you thought I didn't know that when I wrote it.
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
😀🙃
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That is a super interesting conjecture about the origin. "Now I lay me down to sleep" evokes the image of a mother laying a child down to sleep, thus suggesting a kind of tenderness toward oneself in the act of going to bed. It sets the tone of the prayer and the sense of intimacy with the divine.
July 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
or a copyeditor
July 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
so very like
July 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
star-shaped??
July 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I need this t-shirt.
July 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I had to read that four or five times.
July 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM