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Follow the AFL: https://aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/
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so i guess this place gets more actual interaction?

anyway for a little bit of self-promo I created a fictional football league where football history was rewritten and I'm going from the league's inception to (hopefully) the modern day. go and check it out!
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
American Football League - Fictional History
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
THATS RIGHT WE GET TO BEAT MATT LAFLEUR TWICE A YEAR FTP FTP FTP
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I might start doing this more because of the New Year so here it is!
The newest post for my pet project, the fictional history of the American Football League, is now out for viewing! Take a peak if you're interested in some sports althist/fan fiction
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/01/1958...
1958 Season Preview
1 - Cincinnati Rivermen 1957 Record: 10-2 (1st West) 1957 Result: Won Championship Highlighted Players: DL Fergus Prenderghast (99) & OL...
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i was consuming some form of media and got jumpscared by ed sheeran at the end credits i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but i hate that it's happened twice
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
oh nice there's no blue bloods in the final four of the cfp (*braces for impact while the "who is a blue blood" question is thrown about*)
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
well it turns out that this “2026” people are talking about is actually kinda overhyped.
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
December 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the masculine urge to ponder out your window while it rains
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
me at a restaurant: wow i didn’t know you guys served mousse here
ominous moose sitting three table across from me: no they don’t i’ve been waiting here for hours
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the thing that annoys me most about that one folgers commercial (you know the one) is not that there's potential incest, its the fact that the brother says he came back from west africa and now has "real coffee". west africa. you know. the place where a lot of good coffee is produced.
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU PACKERS DJ MOORE IS YOUR FATHER
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
hey deboer you have a collect call from the ann arbor area on line one
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
people did think there would be a virginia team in the playoffs
they just didn't mention which one
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i guess you could say that BYU really crumbl'd under pressure
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if i jork a corn cob do it squirt popcorn
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
BREAKING: all food-related allergies have been eliminated, except for lactose intolerance, where who have it insist “one slice of cheese can’t affect me that much”
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
if you are going to DA BEARS game today then they're having a random lottery for fans to decide who's playing linebacker
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
g5 playoff spot could collapse so hard that uconn might sneak in
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
so many people have eaten spaghettian meatballs and would not be able to point out spaghettia on a map
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
its nice that the acc is taking up the mantle of the pac-12 of being unquestionably ass all around
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*to the tune of the hit song by mark morrison*
🎵return of the woke🎵
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i don’t get it. where are the nipples
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
at some point either the jays or dodgers should just say "FUCK IT WE'RE PUTTING A POSITION PLAYING IN TO PITCH WE HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW"
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the mlb should just do what the npb does and call it a tie if this goes on for too long
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
me when roundball rock
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM