Matt Laudenbach
@mlaudy.bsky.social
I'm Matt, short for Mattress. He/Him.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
I got stuck behind a school bus today. When they did the '6-7' motion to me, I simply did it back. The whole bus went nuts. I felt like a god. Kids are weird.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I got stuck behind a school bus today. When they did the '6-7' motion to me, I simply did it back. The whole bus went nuts. I felt like a god. Kids are weird.
Every time I see an AI generated ad for online sports gambling, an angel gets their kneecaps broken.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every time I see an AI generated ad for online sports gambling, an angel gets their kneecaps broken.
Something they don't tell you about DMing is that it's really tough to try and plan your next session when you remember that your players decided on their own to "fight" a regular toilet for 10 minutes last time.
September 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Something they don't tell you about DMing is that it's really tough to try and plan your next session when you remember that your players decided on their own to "fight" a regular toilet for 10 minutes last time.
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Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
Walked by a house today with an unforgivable mow pattern in their lawn.
Humanity is disgusting.
Humanity is disgusting.
August 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Walked by a house today with an unforgivable mow pattern in their lawn.
Humanity is disgusting.
Humanity is disgusting.
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A member of the Original Six.
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
A member of the Original Six.
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
I have not been more in love with a video game track.
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 | L'Aurore aux Doigts de Roses [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive
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June 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I have not been more in love with a video game track.
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
It is taking all of my willpower to wait and experience the rest of this OST in-game. #expedition33
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
Gestral Village - Golgra
YouTube video by Lorien Testard - Topic
youtu.be
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It is taking all of my willpower to wait and experience the rest of this OST in-game. #expedition33
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
My god staying informed is so fucking exhausting.
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My god staying informed is so fucking exhausting.
I haven't gotten fooled even ONCE today.
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I haven't gotten fooled even ONCE today.
Every major movie franchise should have a Lego movie version.
March 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Every major movie franchise should have a Lego movie version.
10/10 One of the best shows I've watched, period.
March 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
10/10 One of the best shows I've watched, period.
How the hell am I 31.
March 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
How the hell am I 31.
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🚨 RED WINGS WIN! 🐙
🏒 DETROIT'S TURN TO GET THE COMEBACK W
🏒 SIMON EDVINSSON: 2 CANNONS FROM THE POINT
🏒 GREAT PLAY BY SODERBLOM & JOHANSSON ON THE ALL-🇸🇪 GWG
🏒 DeBRINCAT ON A 7 GAME POINT STREAK 🔥
🏒 3 GAMES IN 4 DAYS, SECURED 5/6 POINTS 📈 #LGRW
🏒 DETROIT'S TURN TO GET THE COMEBACK W
🏒 SIMON EDVINSSON: 2 CANNONS FROM THE POINT
🏒 GREAT PLAY BY SODERBLOM & JOHANSSON ON THE ALL-🇸🇪 GWG
🏒 DeBRINCAT ON A 7 GAME POINT STREAK 🔥
🏒 3 GAMES IN 4 DAYS, SECURED 5/6 POINTS 📈 #LGRW
February 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🚨 RED WINGS WIN! 🐙
🏒 DETROIT'S TURN TO GET THE COMEBACK W
🏒 SIMON EDVINSSON: 2 CANNONS FROM THE POINT
🏒 GREAT PLAY BY SODERBLOM & JOHANSSON ON THE ALL-🇸🇪 GWG
🏒 DeBRINCAT ON A 7 GAME POINT STREAK 🔥
🏒 3 GAMES IN 4 DAYS, SECURED 5/6 POINTS 📈 #LGRW
🏒 DETROIT'S TURN TO GET THE COMEBACK W
🏒 SIMON EDVINSSON: 2 CANNONS FROM THE POINT
🏒 GREAT PLAY BY SODERBLOM & JOHANSSON ON THE ALL-🇸🇪 GWG
🏒 DeBRINCAT ON A 7 GAME POINT STREAK 🔥
🏒 3 GAMES IN 4 DAYS, SECURED 5/6 POINTS 📈 #LGRW
New car means I get to park however I like.
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
New car means I get to park however I like.
Just based off the network test, Elden Ring Nightreign rules.
February 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just based off the network test, Elden Ring Nightreign rules.
I've eaten more goldfish crackers in my 30's than I have the previous 29 years combined.
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've eaten more goldfish crackers in my 30's than I have the previous 29 years combined.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY!
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY!
Bye bye Uncle Fester.
The Detroit Red Wings announced that Derek Lalonde & Bob Boughner have been relieved of their duties, & Todd McLellan has been named the 29th Head Coach in franchise history & signed to a multi-year contract. Additionally, Trent Yawney has been hired as an Assistant Coach. #LGRW
December 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Bye bye Uncle Fester.
Playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses on Maddening difficulty and the hardest thing is still the damn tea parties.
December 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses on Maddening difficulty and the hardest thing is still the damn tea parties.