Michael Baker
@mlbaker.bsky.social
Lawyer, baker, slowest reader in the world. Avid fan of food.
Option A.
a man wearing a red shirt with the letter g on it
ALT: a man wearing a red shirt with the letter g on it
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December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Option A.
I am so very sorry, Judge. You and your family are in my thoughts.
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am so very sorry, Judge. You and your family are in my thoughts.
Carol. Just watched it this week. Beautifully shot.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Carol. Just watched it this week. Beautifully shot.
I am so sorry. Thank you for sharing your Dad with us.
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am so sorry. Thank you for sharing your Dad with us.
Did you get a first class upgrade for the whole trip?!!! 🍸🥂🍷
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Did you get a first class upgrade for the whole trip?!!! 🍸🥂🍷
This is my favorite time of year and it’s partly because it gets dark so early.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is my favorite time of year and it’s partly because it gets dark so early.
10/10 I would eat this.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
10/10 I would eat this.
Stunning!
homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .
Alt: Homer Simpson from the Simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open, drooling, and his hands outstretched because he’s craving Thanksgiving foods.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Stunning!
I feel like he might have won if it wasn’t for that citric acid.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I feel like he might have won if it wasn’t for that citric acid.
If you’re on British Bake-Off, maybe don’t put it in your finger buns.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you’re on British Bake-Off, maybe don’t put it in your finger buns.
It really is a lot of work. And it happens at literally the worst possible time: right after the loss of someone.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It really is a lot of work. And it happens at literally the worst possible time: right after the loss of someone.
Love this so much!
October 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Love this so much!
But what’s the level of eel-related content, with 0 being no eels at all and 5 being all eels all the time?
October 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
But what’s the level of eel-related content, with 0 being no eels at all and 5 being all eels all the time?
We’re glad Georgia’s on your mind! 🍑
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We’re glad Georgia’s on your mind! 🍑
If law doesn’t work out, you can get a career as a watch model. Looks sharp!
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If law doesn’t work out, you can get a career as a watch model. Looks sharp!
“I love quick-time harch.”
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“I love quick-time harch.”
Looks fantastic! And might be worthy of a frame. Thanks for sharing!
September 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Looks fantastic! And might be worthy of a frame. Thanks for sharing!
Please baby Buddha not another 9 OT.
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Please baby Buddha not another 9 OT.
They ain’t the worst, for sure.
August 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They ain’t the worst, for sure.