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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
Carlos Vargas is God himself.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
The next Arizona Diamondbacks World Series will be in 74 years!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4d
I can't believe people still think the Houston Astros aren't going to win the World Series
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Ji Hwan Bae is good, you guys are just mean
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
The Detroit Tigers have been so bad this season that they're being demoted to A-ball
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2025 Houston Astros were better than the 1927 Yankees
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
If I was GM of the Detroit Tigers for a day, I would trade for Reed Garrett
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Kansas City Royals fans, mental health check???
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Wait, people actually think Jared Shuster is good?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Scheduled Coco Montes failure!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Jordan Beck just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Jurickson Profar truthers are being rewarded!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
The Baltimore Orioles have the best fanbase.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Tobias Myers, YOU are a Red Sox
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Scheduled Pavin Smith failure!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the St. Louis Cardinals?
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
The Tampa Bay Rays have the best fanbase.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Triston McKenzie just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Cole Young is good, you guys are just mean
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Alex Vesia: future White Sox
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
The Chicago Cubs are a fifth place team.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
I'm gatekeeping Chase Shugart
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
The Boston Red Sox may never win again!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Scheduled Carson Kelly failure!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5d
Daniel Schneemann: future Yankee