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Levee broke for the green river
If anyone is in these areas in a low area you need to evacuate immediately
If anyone is in these areas in a low area you need to evacuate immediately
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Levee broke for the green river
If anyone is in these areas in a low area you need to evacuate immediately
If anyone is in these areas in a low area you need to evacuate immediately
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Screw dating games where I can date a well fleshed out character with real emotions and rada rada.
I want a dating game where I can date your diaper. Gimme that, let me kiss your diaper.
I want a dating game where I can date your diaper. Gimme that, let me kiss your diaper.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Screw dating games where I can date a well fleshed out character with real emotions and rada rada.
I want a dating game where I can date your diaper. Gimme that, let me kiss your diaper.
I want a dating game where I can date your diaper. Gimme that, let me kiss your diaper.
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ko-fi.com/jagerdarklite
I've opened up my ko-fi again with the advice I should to let people support.
Because I can't do my art because of where I am and having all my things taken by police, support helps a lot.
I've opened up my ko-fi again with the advice I should to let people support.
Because I can't do my art because of where I am and having all my things taken by police, support helps a lot.
Support Jager-Darklite
Support Jager-Darklite
ko-fi.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
ko-fi.com/jagerdarklite
I've opened up my ko-fi again with the advice I should to let people support.
Because I can't do my art because of where I am and having all my things taken by police, support helps a lot.
I've opened up my ko-fi again with the advice I should to let people support.
Because I can't do my art because of where I am and having all my things taken by police, support helps a lot.
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oh nooo, don't pull down my diaper to my ankles and spank me over your knee on a park bench until my locked-up puppy button squirts baby stickies onto your lap. i would *hate* that.. .
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
oh nooo, don't pull down my diaper to my ankles and spank me over your knee on a park bench until my locked-up puppy button squirts baby stickies onto your lap. i would *hate* that.. .
Just saw a case of megamaxes for $80 on FBM NJ babies tap in
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just saw a case of megamaxes for $80 on FBM NJ babies tap in
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Thinking about being caretaken completely in mandarin and not being allowed to speak any english back, rendering me a puppy with a the vocabulary of a 6-7 year old >_>
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thinking about being caretaken completely in mandarin and not being allowed to speak any english back, rendering me a puppy with a the vocabulary of a 6-7 year old >_>
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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When caregivers say:
"Come here, I need to change your diaper"
They mean:
"We're playing tag, and I'm it"
Act accordingly.
"Come here, I need to change your diaper"
They mean:
"We're playing tag, and I'm it"
Act accordingly.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When caregivers say:
"Come here, I need to change your diaper"
They mean:
"We're playing tag, and I'm it"
Act accordingly.
"Come here, I need to change your diaper"
They mean:
"We're playing tag, and I'm it"
Act accordingly.
Dehydration hitting I can tell because I have piss smell arr eye pee
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Dehydration hitting I can tell because I have piss smell arr eye pee
Spleef Derived
They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me)
Send help I am afraid of him
They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me)
Send help I am afraid of him
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Spleef Derived
They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me)
Send help I am afraid of him
They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me)
Send help I am afraid of him
New cage showed up today.
It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and...
...it fits perfectly >_>
It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and...
...it fits perfectly >_>
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
New cage showed up today.
It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and...
...it fits perfectly >_>
It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and...
...it fits perfectly >_>
Your depression looks like walking slowly across the pedestrian crossing hoping a car will hit you.
MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067.
We are NOT the same.
MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067.
We are NOT the same.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Your depression looks like walking slowly across the pedestrian crossing hoping a car will hit you.
MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067.
We are NOT the same.
MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067.
We are NOT the same.
How the hell did I manage a whole day with 7 hours of driving and not a single leak or change? Maybe it's talent, maybe it's dehydration...
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
How the hell did I manage a whole day with 7 hours of driving and not a single leak or change? Maybe it's talent, maybe it's dehydration...
Just another day in the life of a DEA (Diaper Enforcement Agency) Agent. Full of pride to be doing my part.
#ILoveJustice #KeepingMyStreetsSafe #JoeBidensAmerica
#ILoveJustice #KeepingMyStreetsSafe #JoeBidensAmerica
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just another day in the life of a DEA (Diaper Enforcement Agency) Agent. Full of pride to be doing my part.
#ILoveJustice #KeepingMyStreetsSafe #JoeBidensAmerica
#ILoveJustice #KeepingMyStreetsSafe #JoeBidensAmerica
Thinking about being taken to go sit on Santa's lap >_>
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Thinking about being taken to go sit on Santa's lap >_>
Killing yourself is like premature ejaculation but we're team edging in these parts
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Killing yourself is like premature ejaculation but we're team edging in these parts
Holy moly this is like 2017 shark levels of [redacted] I might need to actually find a psychiatrist sooner rather than later
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Holy moly this is like 2017 shark levels of [redacted] I might need to actually find a psychiatrist sooner rather than later
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Using my Samsung® AssScratcher™ to save my Samsung® MemoryFarts® to the Samsung® Cloud™, authenticated with Samsung® Pass® with my Samsung® BioIdentity™ Facial™ Recognition™ AI™
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Using my Samsung® AssScratcher™ to save my Samsung® MemoryFarts® to the Samsung® Cloud™, authenticated with Samsung® Pass® with my Samsung® BioIdentity™ Facial™ Recognition™ AI™
Watching this live has been the best per dollar return on any entertainment I've ever consumed.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching this live has been the best per dollar return on any entertainment I've ever consumed.
My ass feels like it's slowly being sanded off with 220 grit
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My ass feels like it's slowly being sanded off with 220 grit
7 more months I need to lock in
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
7 more months I need to lock in
Work got me actin' up...
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Work got me actin' up...
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November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM