Michael Lowry Lamble
@mllamble.bsky.social
They said Facebook and Twitter were over and all my friends would move here, so here I am.
So "St. Nicholas punched Arius!" is the new "Ea-Nasir sold bad copper," huh?
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So "St. Nicholas punched Arius!" is the new "Ea-Nasir sold bad copper," huh?
Sometimes I need to remind myself that "I cooked you food!" isn't read as an act of hostility to most people.
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sometimes I need to remind myself that "I cooked you food!" isn't read as an act of hostility to most people.
A super fun part of being pretty severely lactose intolerant is finding out just how much stuff has milk in it. There are any number of bun options out there for burgers, but guess what kind restaurants have been using as their standard go-to for the last couple years? Brioche, made with hella milk.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A super fun part of being pretty severely lactose intolerant is finding out just how much stuff has milk in it. There are any number of bun options out there for burgers, but guess what kind restaurants have been using as their standard go-to for the last couple years? Brioche, made with hella milk.
There is still time. You don't have to do Thanksgiving. You can just not celebrate it. You can choose to not go to your relative's house if you don't want to. You can just stay home. You can just relax.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There is still time. You don't have to do Thanksgiving. You can just not celebrate it. You can choose to not go to your relative's house if you don't want to. You can just stay home. You can just relax.
I love the coverage of "'Andor' cost more than most of the 'Star Wars' movies!" Like, that makes sense. I think I liked it better than most of the movies, and it's definitely better than all the other shows...
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I love the coverage of "'Andor' cost more than most of the 'Star Wars' movies!" Like, that makes sense. I think I liked it better than most of the movies, and it's definitely better than all the other shows...
Always awkward to have that "We know you can't eat this thing because of lactose intolerance, so we got you this thing that you can't have because of ARFID!" experience -_- Like, thanks for thinking of me, I guess...
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Always awkward to have that "We know you can't eat this thing because of lactose intolerance, so we got you this thing that you can't have because of ARFID!" experience -_- Like, thanks for thinking of me, I guess...
"You talk so fast!" complain people who speak so slowly it is torture to me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"You talk so fast!" complain people who speak so slowly it is torture to me.
I guess maybe it's just lack of imagination on my part, but I am always shocked when I encounter someone who professes to genuinely enjoy Thanksgiving.
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I guess maybe it's just lack of imagination on my part, but I am always shocked when I encounter someone who professes to genuinely enjoy Thanksgiving.
Burger buns don't need to have milk in them, you guys. You can just not be like this.
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Burger buns don't need to have milk in them, you guys. You can just not be like this.
Why am I, a single person, sitting here and planning out a hypothetical romantic weekend in the city? Because I'm a goober, that's why, and I do dumb stuff.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Why am I, a single person, sitting here and planning out a hypothetical romantic weekend in the city? Because I'm a goober, that's why, and I do dumb stuff.
I get so frustrated with the linguistic inexactness of "love." It's a word that refers to so many different emotions and social bonds, and people use that to dismiss others' feelings a lot, I feel like.
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I get so frustrated with the linguistic inexactness of "love." It's a word that refers to so many different emotions and social bonds, and people use that to dismiss others' feelings a lot, I feel like.
Super glad that my coworkers treat my time off requests like they are up for a general vote even when I have gotten approval from my direct supervisor, but at the same time they regularly call out sick from work because cat.
September 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Super glad that my coworkers treat my time off requests like they are up for a general vote even when I have gotten approval from my direct supervisor, but at the same time they regularly call out sick from work because cat.
I need dog owners to please understand that not everyone is psyched to see and play with their dogs...
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I need dog owners to please understand that not everyone is psyched to see and play with their dogs...
One of the fun things about being single in your thirties is the way that people gleefully declare that anyone like you must have something very wrong with them.
September 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One of the fun things about being single in your thirties is the way that people gleefully declare that anyone like you must have something very wrong with them.
I feel like pet culture has gotten kind of out of hand.
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I feel like pet culture has gotten kind of out of hand.
I remarked one time that it was frustrating that couples have more buying power than singles, because they have two incomes to draw from, and my dad said, "Hey, you could get roommates!" Yeah. That's totally the same thing.
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I remarked one time that it was frustrating that couples have more buying power than singles, because they have two incomes to draw from, and my dad said, "Hey, you could get roommates!" Yeah. That's totally the same thing.
I don't know who Sydney Sweeney is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask
August 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don't know who Sydney Sweeney is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask
One of my favorite things is when I shit on Madison and someone else chimes in, "Yeah, Madison DOES suck!" I'm sure it's far from the worst city in America, but it is just so mediocre and unremarkable and so unaccountably pleased with itself.
August 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
One of my favorite things is when I shit on Madison and someone else chimes in, "Yeah, Madison DOES suck!" I'm sure it's far from the worst city in America, but it is just so mediocre and unremarkable and so unaccountably pleased with itself.
Every year, I hope that we, as a society, can just stop doing Thanksgiving. It is, far and away, my least favorite major holiday.
July 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every year, I hope that we, as a society, can just stop doing Thanksgiving. It is, far and away, my least favorite major holiday.
Being single around coupled people is always wild. "Yeah, this is my other half who I met through a common interest and had instant attraction with. I love them and they are my best friend. Anyway, maybe you should get on the apps! You could meet a bland stranger to go on dull dates with!"
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Being single around coupled people is always wild. "Yeah, this is my other half who I met through a common interest and had instant attraction with. I love them and they are my best friend. Anyway, maybe you should get on the apps! You could meet a bland stranger to go on dull dates with!"
Talking about my problems with my parents is fun, because their response to literally any conflict or frustration is, "hm, have you tried passively enduring it in silence and hoping it gets better?"
July 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Talking about my problems with my parents is fun, because their response to literally any conflict or frustration is, "hm, have you tried passively enduring it in silence and hoping it gets better?"
Listen, if the NPS doesn't want me approaching bears, then they should take it up with Hollywood. Tell them to not make fighting bears look so badass. Tell them to not end movies on a freeze frame of Brad Pitt fighting a bear to the death while the narrator talks about how cool that is.
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Listen, if the NPS doesn't want me approaching bears, then they should take it up with Hollywood. Tell them to not make fighting bears look so badass. Tell them to not end movies on a freeze frame of Brad Pitt fighting a bear to the death while the narrator talks about how cool that is.
I think one of the most surreal parts of living in Madison was how much everyone else loved it. I hated living there and I hated working there, and everyone around me was like, "Isn't this place amazing?!"
June 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think one of the most surreal parts of living in Madison was how much everyone else loved it. I hated living there and I hated working there, and everyone around me was like, "Isn't this place amazing?!"
Up yours, Andrew Cuomo, you trashy douchebag.
June 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Up yours, Andrew Cuomo, you trashy douchebag.
Star Wars: "If you look carefully, you might see a gay person in the background. Or you might not, depending on the region you're watching in."
Star Trek: "Hello! Here are our gay men. They are married and have been for years. They have an adopted enby child, who is dating a canon trans man."
Star Trek: "Hello! Here are our gay men. They are married and have been for years. They have an adopted enby child, who is dating a canon trans man."
June 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Star Wars: "If you look carefully, you might see a gay person in the background. Or you might not, depending on the region you're watching in."
Star Trek: "Hello! Here are our gay men. They are married and have been for years. They have an adopted enby child, who is dating a canon trans man."
Star Trek: "Hello! Here are our gay men. They are married and have been for years. They have an adopted enby child, who is dating a canon trans man."