Reprimanding yourself for glory? For knowing what you want and obtaining it? For embracing the truth that is The Bacon and welcoming it into your heart?

Bah. Someday you shall see that what you believe brings you shame truly brings you closer to the apex of humanity!

HEY.

Do not besmirch the name of the Baconator, nor those who partake! :c Unless you wanna hurt my feelings.

ADHD Hypervigilance & Relationships (2/2)

Keep accidentally calling him, and suddenly you hear in the not-so-distant distance, "Room...."

Wendy's is my general go-to (and not just because it's like a block from where I currently live). Literally my favorite style of chicken nuggets, and okay I'm a bitch for bacon, alright

I mean if you've got him on speed dial, it's probably not the first time you've accidentally called him- I'm sure more than one butt-dial would've happened by now.
It'd probably be more like "Hello, Mika's ass. I'm busy One Piecing right now. Don't injure yourself." and hanging up.