Matt Magelssen-Green
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Matt Magelssen-Green
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Honestly, I'm pretty boring. He/Him.
That's not to say I don't understand the temptation.

Tell me you don't see this on the shelf and think, "Well...if *Freud* could write that much on cocaine...."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I, who have never done cocaine nor knowingly interacted with someone on cocaine, can tell this man is on cocaine.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did a lot of the "Suicide Run" sequence of the Mass Effect 2 soundtrack as I was finishing up the diss
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Guys if you're getting me to agree with a position the Tories are taking you have done something drastically wrong
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
aw fuck, our poets are already insufferable
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
To be fair, an existence in tension between perceived reality and obscured causality is the asshole.

Also, Plato
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
a cartoon says you are technically correct
ALT: a cartoon says you are technically correct
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November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So thaaaaat's what that is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Evergreen
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sounds like what this whole thing is supposed to be about.
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dude is 87 and, as far as I know, well monied. What does he even need a grift for?
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Libertarianism is like linux, in that I keep my libertarianism on a separate boot drive so I can play an unauthorized fork of Starbound with loads of mods that is maintained by an international conspiracy of trans developers with less lag.

I might need to workshop that metaphor some.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Probably the first if you were a tankie who happened to be a furry, and the latter if you're a furry who also happens to be a tankie.
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can't say I'd have described any of my views through the years as nazi, communist, or pacifist. When I had less life experience some could have been described as libertarian or neocon.

Also, this is very much a "one of these things is not like the others".
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Kronk Point GIF
ALT: Kronk Point GIF
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October 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The new wrinkle in linguistic justice is that non-standard uses of English rule out AI use!

Also *screaming*
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh right I forgot about the indentured servitude.
a cartoon of a cat covering its face with its hands .
ALT: a cartoon of a cat covering its face with its hands .
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September 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anybody who has a student interested in academia who *doesn't* start the conversation with, "It is an absolute clusterfuck that works like a Wonka chocolate bar contest" is either being deeply dishonest with themselves or ludicrously siloed.
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The only reason I can think of to get pissed off is shame at having benefited from the previous order and an unwillingness to advocate for better conditions after having already made one's bones.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM