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patient zero of atproto madness
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Apple Intelligence is now Officially a complete failure.
Joint Statement: Apple and Google have entered into a multi-year collaboration under which the next generation of Apple Foundation Models will be based on Google's Gemini models and cloud technology. These models will help power future Apple Intelligence features, including a more personalized Siri coming this year. After careful evaluation, Apple determined that Google's Al technology provides the most capable foundation for Apple Foundation Models and is excited about the innovative new experiences it will unlock for Apple users. Apple Intelligence will continue to run on Apple devices and Private Cloud Compute, while maintaining Apple's industry-leading privacy standards.
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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in case you were wondering, the verification record is also, notably, fucked

at://did:plc:z72i7hdynmk6r22z27h6tvur/app.bsky.graph.verification/3mc6kwtxncn2w
{ "$type": "app.bsky.graph.verification", "handle": "handle.invalid", "issuer": "did:plc:z72i7hdynmk6r22z27h6tvur", "subject": "did:plc:n2vnotjajrcdmncuwniz65yr", "createdAt": "2026-01-11T22:24:42.664Z", "displayName": "Bärbel Bas" }
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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how your message found me:
A black background with white text and a simple line drawing of a person. The text reads "matt.teal.town" The line drawing resembles a stick figure with a circle for a head and lines for arms and legs. The figure appears to be standing with arms raised.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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enjoy the ride
A highway with a metal guardrail and leafless trees under a cloudy sky. A car is visible in the side mirror.
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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teal.town now has a little business guy!
the teal.town webpage with legal stuff for teal.town linked
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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go preds!
An ice hockey game in progress at a large indoor arena. The ice rink is surrounded by rows of seats filled with spectators, many wearing team colors. Above the rink, a large digital screen displays game graphics and advertisements, including logos for "Bud Light" and "Bridgestone Arena." Banners with team logos hang along the upper walls. The atmosphere is lively, with bright arena lights illuminating the scene. me (in a preds hat and polo) pointing at the stadium
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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i need less accounts (this isn't all of them)
Screenshot of a user interface showing a list of accounts to switch between.
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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what?
A notification with a red exclamation mark icon indicates a shipment issue for a package in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. The message states "WE HAVE YOUR PACKAGE" with the delivery date and time, followed by "SHIPMENT EXCEPTION" and an unclear code "nan." Below, it shows an uncertain date and time "1/5/26 11:05 AM" with an option to "View more details." The design is clean and minimalistic, focusing on the alert and key information.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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im guessing you mean
bailey.teal.town with a cowboy hat emoji replacing the ascii head
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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cute, yeah?
a teal.town landing page with ascii stick figures showing off the people on the PDS
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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a whole one thousand people viewing my protoposting
my bluesky account at 1,000 followers
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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UH OH
my Bluesky account at 999 followers
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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okay we made a decision
porkbun domain payment success page
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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she’s labeled again, mods pls fix @verified.pds.mmatt.net

(thx @cmcalgary.bsky.social for the ping)
dm from @cmcalgary.bsky.social: “verified.pds.mmatt.net was labeled as spam” me: “awesomesauce”
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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gabby start shooting a basketball except basketball is mcdonald’s fries at an outdoor basketball court (the fries are nowhere near the basket, he missed)
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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#heatedrivalry
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Nashville, TN
American flag and sign saying “EPSTEIN ?” on a bridge on Brightwood Ave off I-440
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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this is exactly what’s happening to me as i’m scrolling bluesky tonight
“my private idaho” on the jellyfin screensaver
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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🫡
screenshot of a post from Teal.fm's Leaflet blog "Teal Notes" with the `teal.fm` `atproto` and `music` tags attached to the "how i'm feeling now" post
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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old photo of daniel howell and phil lester
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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i commissioned a little icon from them a while ago actually !
my dog drawn by heyheymomo
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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my bandcamp friday haul! links below <3
Strawberry Snowcone / Vanilla Wafer by Dud Cohson Honestly by mem4 State of Emergency (Instrumentals) by Swami Sound & gum .mp3 UF02 by Ultrafrog Sandpaper Mirage by GALLERY
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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curious can we upload bright ass hdr images here
bright ass green frog in hdr
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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my gender
Mac logo with the text "Masc"
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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i've beeeeeen tapped into both 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

pictured: me at the nashville magdalena bay show last year
me (wearing a magdalena bay shirt and hat, holding up a peace sign) next to a Magdalena Bay show poster from their Brooklyn Bowl Nashville show in 2024
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM