mmckeever
@mmckeever.bsky.social
Mennonite Pastor & Professor of New Testament
Is this the Portland ICE protest or the beginning of a bad joke?
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is this the Portland ICE protest or the beginning of a bad joke?
What about Good Bunny? Was Good Bunny not available?
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What about Good Bunny? Was Good Bunny not available?
Ice, State Police, and National Guard attempt to arrest each other because...erm, I'm gonna say, Antifa.
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ice, State Police, and National Guard attempt to arrest each other because...erm, I'm gonna say, Antifa.
All the “Give me liberty or give me death” and “Live Free or Die" folks caved so hard that there are miners trapped inside.
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
All the “Give me liberty or give me death” and “Live Free or Die" folks caved so hard that there are miners trapped inside.
Antifascist #1: "Reverend Mother, I have sinned."
Antifascist #2: "I, too, Reverend Mother."
#soundofmusic
Antifascist #2: "I, too, Reverend Mother."
#soundofmusic
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Antifascist #1: "Reverend Mother, I have sinned."
Antifascist #2: "I, too, Reverend Mother."
#soundofmusic
Antifascist #2: "I, too, Reverend Mother."
#soundofmusic
This joke was used to introduce an argument that Islam is a political ideology masquerading as a religion. The joke combines the killing of a gay person with the genocide in Gaza. The joke gets big laughs from the pastor and Christians attending the Bold Men United conference at Generation Church.
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This joke was used to introduce an argument that Islam is a political ideology masquerading as a religion. The joke combines the killing of a gay person with the genocide in Gaza. The joke gets big laughs from the pastor and Christians attending the Bold Men United conference at Generation Church.
Hey, if your church is getting raptured tomorrow, why not send a hefty donation to my church or others who will still be here aspiring to follow Jesus by doing justice, loving kindness, and walking humbly with God?
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hey, if your church is getting raptured tomorrow, why not send a hefty donation to my church or others who will still be here aspiring to follow Jesus by doing justice, loving kindness, and walking humbly with God?
Trump admin now advises mustard plaster, sarsaparilla tonic, and raw potato slices in socks for Covid.
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trump admin now advises mustard plaster, sarsaparilla tonic, and raw potato slices in socks for Covid.
Donald Trump has always decorated like a small child imagines a rich person would decorate. I can only think of one individual who loves gold more.
In The Hobbit, Tolkien paints Smaug’s relationship with his hoard in imagery that’s both sensuous and terrifying...
In The Hobbit, Tolkien paints Smaug’s relationship with his hoard in imagery that’s both sensuous and terrifying...
September 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Donald Trump has always decorated like a small child imagines a rich person would decorate. I can only think of one individual who loves gold more.
In The Hobbit, Tolkien paints Smaug’s relationship with his hoard in imagery that’s both sensuous and terrifying...
In The Hobbit, Tolkien paints Smaug’s relationship with his hoard in imagery that’s both sensuous and terrifying...
"A thing is funny when...it upsets the established order. Every joke is a tiny revolution." —George Orwell
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"A thing is funny when...it upsets the established order. Every joke is a tiny revolution." —George Orwell
The Death of Democracy: A Drama in Three Acts
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Death of Democracy: A Drama in Three Acts
Newsweek says violent crime is higher in Dallas than Chicago, so why are there reports Texas is sending their National Guard to Chicago?
And why is the president personally sending out absurd memes pretending he’s a soldier that I have to fix. Stay in your lane, Sir.
And why is the president personally sending out absurd memes pretending he’s a soldier that I have to fix. Stay in your lane, Sir.
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Newsweek says violent crime is higher in Dallas than Chicago, so why are there reports Texas is sending their National Guard to Chicago?
And why is the president personally sending out absurd memes pretending he’s a soldier that I have to fix. Stay in your lane, Sir.
And why is the president personally sending out absurd memes pretending he’s a soldier that I have to fix. Stay in your lane, Sir.
“You ever bite into something so foul you just have to make someone else taste it?"
Now serving, Pastor Douglas Wilson—A mix of plagiarism, misogyny, nationalism, slavery-apologetics, and abuse cover-up...with hints of chutney and burnt hair.
kaeleytrillerharms.substack.com/p/doug-wilso...
Now serving, Pastor Douglas Wilson—A mix of plagiarism, misogyny, nationalism, slavery-apologetics, and abuse cover-up...with hints of chutney and burnt hair.
kaeleytrillerharms.substack.com/p/doug-wilso...
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“You ever bite into something so foul you just have to make someone else taste it?"
Now serving, Pastor Douglas Wilson—A mix of plagiarism, misogyny, nationalism, slavery-apologetics, and abuse cover-up...with hints of chutney and burnt hair.
kaeleytrillerharms.substack.com/p/doug-wilso...
Now serving, Pastor Douglas Wilson—A mix of plagiarism, misogyny, nationalism, slavery-apologetics, and abuse cover-up...with hints of chutney and burnt hair.
kaeleytrillerharms.substack.com/p/doug-wilso...
This chill doggo constructed a fully immersive model of our solar system in his backyard.
What did you accomplish this summer?
What did you accomplish this summer?
September 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This chill doggo constructed a fully immersive model of our solar system in his backyard.
What did you accomplish this summer?
What did you accomplish this summer?
Fools and End Times Fascists
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Fools and End Times Fascists
End Times Fascism
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August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fools and End Times Fascists
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open.substack.com/pub/mmckeeve...
To all the people who wrote “Stay cool” in my yearbook: good news.
I want to thank 'My Team': Mark Driscoll, Matt Walsh, Joe Rogan, Bear Grylls, J̶o̶r̶d̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶, John Eldredge, and that one camp speaker from the mid-80s who told me to “live radically".
—Couldn't have done it without you. 😉
I want to thank 'My Team': Mark Driscoll, Matt Walsh, Joe Rogan, Bear Grylls, J̶o̶r̶d̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶, John Eldredge, and that one camp speaker from the mid-80s who told me to “live radically".
—Couldn't have done it without you. 😉
August 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
To all the people who wrote “Stay cool” in my yearbook: good news.
I want to thank 'My Team': Mark Driscoll, Matt Walsh, Joe Rogan, Bear Grylls, J̶o̶r̶d̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶, John Eldredge, and that one camp speaker from the mid-80s who told me to “live radically".
—Couldn't have done it without you. 😉
I want to thank 'My Team': Mark Driscoll, Matt Walsh, Joe Rogan, Bear Grylls, J̶o̶r̶d̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶, John Eldredge, and that one camp speaker from the mid-80s who told me to “live radically".
—Couldn't have done it without you. 😉
