Terrible fantasy footbal gambler. Worse amateur poker player
This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing.
Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂
Merry Christmas 🎄
This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing.
Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂
Merry Christmas 🎄
Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷♂️
Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷♂️
He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign
Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout
GENIUS
He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign
Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout
GENIUS
On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes
On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes
Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?
Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?
What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game
The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2
Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁
What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game
The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2
Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁
"Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?"
Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard
~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard
Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit.
Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅
"Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?"
Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard
~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard
Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit.
Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅
It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1
It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1
That's the automated message before connecting to an actual person
It's been a minute since I've taken an Engliah class, yet that's a double negative. The negatives cancel each other out.
They're telling me abusive language WILL be tolerated 😁
Noted!
That's the automated message before connecting to an actual person
It's been a minute since I've taken an Engliah class, yet that's a double negative. The negatives cancel each other out.
They're telling me abusive language WILL be tolerated 😁
Noted!
3 weeks of practice & they finally figured out offense
Shoot - if you're open
Pass - if your teammate is open
Drive - if no one is open
The first game may not be the disaster I'd envisioned it'd be
3 weeks of practice & they finally figured out offense
Shoot - if you're open
Pass - if your teammate is open
Drive - if no one is open
The first game may not be the disaster I'd envisioned it'd be
Tonight is the parents' meeting.
To solve problems that don't exist, must explain enrolling while adhering to The Fairness and Safety in Sport Act the AB Government deems necessary
Complete waste of time
Tonight is the parents' meeting.
To solve problems that don't exist, must explain enrolling while adhering to The Fairness and Safety in Sport Act the AB Government deems necessary
Complete waste of time
A text on a Saturday night just before 10pm, letting me know he got another basketball tournament for the girls.
Returning to coach 8th grade basketball is starting off nicely
A text on a Saturday night just before 10pm, letting me know he got another basketball tournament for the girls.
Returning to coach 8th grade basketball is starting off nicely
Apparently the bank won't allow him to deposit a cheque made out to Tom .... as his name is Thomas ...
Cheques must have a persons legal name
In this case Tom, I agree that's bullshit
Apparently the bank won't allow him to deposit a cheque made out to Tom .... as his name is Thomas ...
Cheques must have a persons legal name
In this case Tom, I agree that's bullshit
Catching up on today's action via social media is MUCH more entertaining than catching up via SportsCentre 🤣
Catching up on today's action via social media is MUCH more entertaining than catching up via SportsCentre 🤣
Done right? or City worker fail?
Done right? or City worker fail?
Didn't realize the US Government shut down also shuts down the Washington Commanders
Didn't realize the US Government shut down also shuts down the Washington Commanders
And I ask if it's Mexico or the Caribbean
Teller says, "No, somewhere like Scotland or Ireland "
Wouldn't have ever guessed either as a "hot" vacation spot
And I ask if it's Mexico or the Caribbean
Teller says, "No, somewhere like Scotland or Ireland "
Wouldn't have ever guessed either as a "hot" vacation spot
Should have taken the under 🙄
Should have taken the under 🙄
The algorithm hits me with this ad tonight .... I mean yeah 25% off but still 🤣🤣
The algorithm hits me with this ad tonight .... I mean yeah 25% off but still 🤣🤣
or I can buy a 2-pack of the same toner for $259
Ummm why would anyone buy a 2-pack
~note to self: Don't run out last minute and need toner urgently
Buy non-oem toner off the internet for $50
or I can buy a 2-pack of the same toner for $259
Ummm why would anyone buy a 2-pack
~note to self: Don't run out last minute and need toner urgently
Buy non-oem toner off the internet for $50
Yet they do allow opportunities to seeing together various insults and curse words
Yet they do allow opportunities to seeing together various insults and curse words
Kept dinner "traditional" Turkey, dressing mashed potatoes, gravy.
Pumpkin pie & sweet potato pie for dessert.
4 out of 4 friends hadnt heard of sweet potato pie 🙄 kids 🙄
Kept dinner "traditional" Turkey, dressing mashed potatoes, gravy.
Pumpkin pie & sweet potato pie for dessert.
4 out of 4 friends hadnt heard of sweet potato pie 🙄 kids 🙄
Only 30 minutes ago, I learned she's lactose intolerant 🙄
That was 1 minute after bugging her about eating all the crackers and none of the baked brie
Only 30 minutes ago, I learned she's lactose intolerant 🙄
That was 1 minute after bugging her about eating all the crackers and none of the baked brie