Verse 3:

No lentils in my leggings
Or frozen peas in my capris
No cookies in my khakis
Or Beans. In. Jeans.
No tacos in my trousers
Or creamed corn in corduroy
Just seafood in my sweatpants
On Valentine’s Day - oh boy!

Verse 2:
Stuffed animals are creepy
That’s for other kinds of girls
Don’t want no fancy perfumes
Or yet another set of pearls
No candles or pajamas
Or them fancy kinds of shoes
I just want seafood in my sweatpants
On Valentine’s Day - Dicky doo!

Verse 1:

Roses smell like grandmas
Cards go right in a box
I don’t like too much candy
And I got too many socks
Restaurants are noisy
No need to overpay
Just want seafood in my sweatpants
On Valentine’s Day

Halloween!