Fake news! I drank it just the other day and I’m fi….. ☠️☠️☠️

I’m going to kill you!!….with kindness. Have a great day!

I did this except I slid the Twitter icon right off my phone.

I loved my Christmas gift from you 😍

I deactivated mine just fine this morning.

Oh man, I’d really hate to get an ear infection instead of Polio or measles. 🙄