he’s picking his cabinet like this is an episode of the celebrity apprentice. he’s gonna put judge judy on the supreme court & nominate lightning mcqueen for secretary of transportation.

Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

There would be a spree of violence against vacuum cleaners and humidifiers that make sounds. We would see a cup near the edge of the table and shoot it off