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I don't understand. All my clocks have stopped working! They no longer tick or tock!
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't understand. All my clocks have stopped working! They no longer tick or tock!
I completely forgot to mention, for those of you passing attention to the zodiac, happy Gnu year!
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I completely forgot to mention, for those of you passing attention to the zodiac, happy Gnu year!
I volunteered to look after some children but was told explicitly that I wouldn't be a chaperone because I didn't come from the chaperone region of France.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I volunteered to look after some children but was told explicitly that I wouldn't be a chaperone because I didn't come from the chaperone region of France.
The way the earth spins on its axis really makes my day.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The way the earth spins on its axis really makes my day.
Everyone, I'm scared stiff. Today is going to be a long and hard day. More than just questions are rising. My blood is pumping and heart throbbing. It's not often we see men like this.
I wish you good luck on this Erection Day.
#pun
I wish you good luck on this Erection Day.
#pun
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Everyone, I'm scared stiff. Today is going to be a long and hard day. More than just questions are rising. My blood is pumping and heart throbbing. It's not often we see men like this.
I wish you good luck on this Erection Day.
#pun
I wish you good luck on this Erection Day.
#pun
I don't like being called a cinephile. I enjoy movies and all, but I don't want a relationship with them.
I just want to voyeuristically watch.
I just want to voyeuristically watch.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't like being called a cinephile. I enjoy movies and all, but I don't want a relationship with them.
I just want to voyeuristically watch.
I just want to voyeuristically watch.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So how much does a cottage have to be a cottage to get cottage cheese?
Does it have to be out in the hills with a cozy garden? Or do we have warehouses full of just-barely-cottages to harvest the cottage cheese from? 🤔
Does it have to be out in the hills with a cozy garden? Or do we have warehouses full of just-barely-cottages to harvest the cottage cheese from? 🤔
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So how much does a cottage have to be a cottage to get cottage cheese?
Does it have to be out in the hills with a cozy garden? Or do we have warehouses full of just-barely-cottages to harvest the cottage cheese from? 🤔
Does it have to be out in the hills with a cozy garden? Or do we have warehouses full of just-barely-cottages to harvest the cottage cheese from? 🤔
2 farmers arguing:
"Your wife is disgusting!"
"That's uncalled for."
"She eats from a trough!"
"That's because she's my troughy wife."
(Trophy wife)
"Your wife is disgusting!"
"That's uncalled for."
"She eats from a trough!"
"That's because she's my troughy wife."
(Trophy wife)
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
2 farmers arguing:
"Your wife is disgusting!"
"That's uncalled for."
"She eats from a trough!"
"That's because she's my troughy wife."
(Trophy wife)
"Your wife is disgusting!"
"That's uncalled for."
"She eats from a trough!"
"That's because she's my troughy wife."
(Trophy wife)
Her: Honey, we need to take our melons and go get married against our parent's wishes.
Me: I'm sorry, it's impossible. I... Cantelope.
Me: I'm sorry, it's impossible. I... Cantelope.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Her: Honey, we need to take our melons and go get married against our parent's wishes.
Me: I'm sorry, it's impossible. I... Cantelope.
Me: I'm sorry, it's impossible. I... Cantelope.
I can't wait for capitalism to work and get me a free Xbox!
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can't wait for capitalism to work and get me a free Xbox!
I have a pathological desire to use the word pathological incorrectly.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have a pathological desire to use the word pathological incorrectly.
What was the most prominent color at the peace accords?
Char-truce! (chartruese)
Char-truce! (chartruese)
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What was the most prominent color at the peace accords?
Char-truce! (chartruese)
Char-truce! (chartruese)
Whenever I need to crush my local populace, I always make sure to go to the nearby Home Despot. Perfect for all those home-destruction needs.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Whenever I need to crush my local populace, I always make sure to go to the nearby Home Despot. Perfect for all those home-destruction needs.
I asked my coworker why we have waterfowl in the ceiling.
"Those are just the air ducks".
"Those are just the air ducks".
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I asked my coworker why we have waterfowl in the ceiling.
"Those are just the air ducks".
"Those are just the air ducks".
I was just surprise attacked by a flock of geoducks.
A classic clam-bush. (clam ambush)
A classic clam-bush. (clam ambush)
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I was just surprise attacked by a flock of geoducks.
A classic clam-bush. (clam ambush)
A classic clam-bush. (clam ambush)
I hate sourdough bread so much. I won't eat anything that uses it.
Yes, I will proudly say that I'm bread-judiced.
Yes, I will proudly say that I'm bread-judiced.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hate sourdough bread so much. I won't eat anything that uses it.
Yes, I will proudly say that I'm bread-judiced.
Yes, I will proudly say that I'm bread-judiced.
I've been noodling over the pastabilities I have with the ingredients in my cupboard. I'm already writing down the best ideas with a penne.
I could make small batches and be fed-up tiny portions over the week.
I could really put my elbows in it and paccheri full of meats and veg.
I could make small batches and be fed-up tiny portions over the week.
I could really put my elbows in it and paccheri full of meats and veg.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've been noodling over the pastabilities I have with the ingredients in my cupboard. I'm already writing down the best ideas with a penne.
I could make small batches and be fed-up tiny portions over the week.
I could really put my elbows in it and paccheri full of meats and veg.
I could make small batches and be fed-up tiny portions over the week.
I could really put my elbows in it and paccheri full of meats and veg.
Also happy Trans Day. I'm going to celebrate by taking the tran from the first station to the last. I'm told that somewhere along the way we'll be changing tracks, possibly picking up a bigger caboose along the way. If more of us accepted these things, we'd be in a better place.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also happy Trans Day. I'm going to celebrate by taking the tran from the first station to the last. I'm told that somewhere along the way we'll be changing tracks, possibly picking up a bigger caboose along the way. If more of us accepted these things, we'd be in a better place.
Happy Easter! Christ is risen.
Let the Christ cool for 10 minutes before cutting a slice.
Today's recipe has an extra flaky chrust.
For added festivity, decorate with some icing and sugar christ-les.
Let the Christ cool for 10 minutes before cutting a slice.
Today's recipe has an extra flaky chrust.
For added festivity, decorate with some icing and sugar christ-les.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Happy Easter! Christ is risen.
Let the Christ cool for 10 minutes before cutting a slice.
Today's recipe has an extra flaky chrust.
For added festivity, decorate with some icing and sugar christ-les.
Let the Christ cool for 10 minutes before cutting a slice.
Today's recipe has an extra flaky chrust.
For added festivity, decorate with some icing and sugar christ-les.
Very often.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Very often.
I'm being told I don't post very often so I'm going to change that.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm being told I don't post very often so I'm going to change that.