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Severe damage, which might've been inevitable, as there might have been no way that we could've done anything else. But I'm pretty sure that your question was a rhetorical one, and that my answer is, therefore, superfluous!
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Doug Gosling, another volunteer, noted the group is also finding leeches on the salmons’ gills and head area. While leeches are common in B.C., he said it’s an unusual phenomenon.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Meanwhile, ...

A group of streamkeepers in Abbotsford, B.C., are worried about a surprising number of female salmon washing up dead on the banks, still “chock-full” of eggs that weren’t spawned.

Hundreds of dead salmon still ...
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Hundreds of dead salmon still 'chock-full' of eggs found in Abbotsford creek | CBC News
A group of streamkeepers in Abbotsford, B.C., are worried about a surprising number of female salmon washing up dead on the banks without having spawned.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Anywhere there was open water, where birds were concentrated, now we're seeing carcasses," Frank Baldwin, a biologist with Canadian Wildlife Service, told CBC News on Thursday.

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Die-off of hundreds of birds something Manitoba hasn't experienced 'at this scale': biologist | CBC News
At least 500 carcasses of birds, the majority of them Canadian geese, have been recovered near water streams in southern Manitoba over the last month — a die-off scientists say they have not witnessed...
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December 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Humanity sought to COP a pee bargain. Consequently, urine for carpet balming.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Making Europe Ghastly Again
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Better not tell you now
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Glinda: Those magic slippers will stop climate change in two seconds! Are you ready now?
Dorothy: Yes. Say goodbye, Anthropocene Extinction. Yes, I'm ready now!
Glinda: Then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, "There's no place like the Holocene, ..."
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Glinda: Those magic slippers will stop climate change in two seconds! Are you ready now?
Dorothy: Yes. Say goodbye, Anthropocene Extinction. Yes, I'm ready now!
Glinda: Then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, "There's no place like the Holocene, ..."
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This might be just the ticket to alleviate overtourism, especially as other jurisdictions retaliate with similar policies. Initially, we might expect that border-crossing privileges will only extend to the world's most uninteresting people, till finally even they're turned away for being too boring.
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Antiqua-Fraktur Dispute

Hitler's distaste for Fraktur saw it officially discontinued in 1941 in a Schrifterlass ("edict on script") ..., which asserted that it was falsely called "Gothic" and actually consisted of Schwabacher "Jewish letters".

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Antiqua–Fraktur dispute - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiqua–Fraktur_dispute
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Soup urb!
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
DOCTOR
Does it feel like you're spinning, or like the world is spinning?

PATIENT
Uhhh...

Patient vomits.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvest...

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Assumed office
January 20, 2025

Serving with Mel Gibson and Jon Voight

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Donald Trump

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Sylvester Stallone - Wikipedia
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December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A dog came in the kitchen
And stole a crust of bread.
Then cook up with a ladle
And beat him till he was dead.

Then all the dogs came running
And dug the dog a tomb
And wrote upon the tombstone
For the eyes of dogs to come:

A dog came in the kitchen...
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"As I see it, yes"

- Magic 8 Ball
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives! And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLO...
Criswell Predicts, Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
YouTube video by Cult cut
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December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I nominate Elaine Stritch!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqt_...
Elaine Stritch at Liberty- I’m Still Here
YouTube video by JalalTabush
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December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Perhaps "das boot" would be more apt than "the bug" at this point, as VW may be underwater:

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'The $13 Billion Time Bomb Inside Germany's Auto Empire.

With more than €2 billion of annual maturities from 2027-2030 & >€13 billion due by decade-end, each refinancing could be locking in a higher cost structure at a moment when cash flow remains under pressure'

www.gurufocus.com/news/3231350...
The $13 Billion Time Bomb Inside Germany's Auto Empire
Germany's supplier ecosystem is moving into a tougher phase as ZF Friedrichshafen's refinancing path grows more expensive, hinting at deeper pressures across th
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December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Stool pigeon.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The data flows straight to the Privy Council, presumably.
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cars may've been the last nail in the planet's coffin, but kudos to everyone who made those windshield wipers that work underwater! Take that, floating beetle!

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1972 Volkswagen Beetle Commercial - "Floating Beetle"
YouTube video by Car Commercials of the Past
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December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Nicely done! And excellent preparation for waiting for COP____ (pick a number), I'm sure.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Waiting for Godot with English & Arabic Subtitles
YouTube video by Shereen Hamdy
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December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM