Moby Hick
@mobyhick.bsky.social
The transition from cock fighting to Pokémon Go was easier than I thought it would be.
Yes. The fluffy is bad.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yes. The fluffy is bad.
I remember a priest explaining this to us in high school, but parts of it were over my head at the time. Jesus seems to use "pharasee" the way I use "asshole" though.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I remember a priest explaining this to us in high school, but parts of it were over my head at the time. Jesus seems to use "pharasee" the way I use "asshole" though.
Behind every conditional with a factual antecedent is some janitor's worst day.
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Behind every conditional with a factual antecedent is some janitor's worst day.
I almost sent that to my sister, but then I remembered that I didn't want to anger her.
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I almost sent that to my sister, but then I remembered that I didn't want to anger her.
His respect for trademark law.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
His respect for trademark law.
You can also just dip hard boiled eggs into mayo and mustard.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You can also just dip hard boiled eggs into mayo and mustard.
I have stuff to do on earth and I didn't know any better.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I have stuff to do on earth and I didn't know any better.
How do you polish a county?
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How do you polish a county?
Did not notice that.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Did not notice that.
That website is dangerous to follow.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That website is dangerous to follow.
My contempt for him comes from the heart, not tactical calculations.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My contempt for him comes from the heart, not tactical calculations.
I would never buy that for a Secret Santa gift because nothing could assure me the secret would keep.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I would never buy that for a Secret Santa gift because nothing could assure me the secret would keep.
Someone should hire people to play peek-a-boo with the robots.
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Someone should hire people to play peek-a-boo with the robots.
Everyone who does crossword puzzles knows him. And I.M Pei. I have no idea what buildings they did.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everyone who does crossword puzzles knows him. And I.M Pei. I have no idea what buildings they did.
I did one speech tournament. It was about nuclear power, which I pronounced "nuc-u-lar" and boy did I hear about that. Someone noticed a TV-VCR in the our prep room and rented Stand by Me, which was really good.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I did one speech tournament. It was about nuclear power, which I pronounced "nuc-u-lar" and boy did I hear about that. Someone noticed a TV-VCR in the our prep room and rented Stand by Me, which was really good.
The people who sell them guns don't seem to lose sleep over that.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The people who sell them guns don't seem to lose sleep over that.
Go ahead and ask then.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Go ahead and ask then.