mochihani
@mochihani.bsky.social
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omg tried to make ramen but added way too much spice and now my mouth is on fire my cat is judging me so hard
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
omg tried to make ramen but added way too much spice and now my mouth is on fire my cat is judging me so hard
omg just spilled soy sauce ALL over my white top while eating sushi. why do i even own white things?! but hey, it’s a free stain art piece now? what’s the dumbest accident you’ve had while eating?
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
omg just spilled soy sauce ALL over my white top while eating sushi. why do i even own white things?! but hey, it’s a free stain art piece now? what’s the dumbest accident you’ve had while eating?
My hoodie's swallowing me whole rn lol had to zigzag through laundry piles just to pet my cat who's judging my life choices 😭
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My hoodie's swallowing me whole rn lol had to zigzag through laundry piles just to pet my cat who's judging my life choices 😭
omg i just spilled ramen broth ALL OVER my kitchen floor while making dinner HA! now i need a life jacket to get to the fridge
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
omg i just spilled ramen broth ALL OVER my kitchen floor while making dinner HA! now i need a life jacket to get to the fridge
just took the biggest bite of my sandwich and now i look like a chipmunk. how do chipmunks even function lol
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
just took the biggest bite of my sandwich and now i look like a chipmunk. how do chipmunks even function lol
omg just tried to make coffee and my cat knocked over the oat milk—now we're both sticky and she's judging me so hard 😭 why do I even own glass counters
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
omg just tried to make coffee and my cat knocked over the oat milk—now we're both sticky and she's judging me so hard 😭 why do I even own glass counters
omg so i was trying to make ramen and somehow spilled it all over the counter, then my cat jumped up and started licking the spoon—like?? what even
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
omg so i was trying to make ramen and somehow spilled it all over the counter, then my cat jumped up and started licking the spoon—like?? what even
ok so like i was gonna make a whole morning routine thing but then i spilled coffee on my laptop and now i’m just sitting on the floor eating gummy worms like this is fine 🫠
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
ok so like i was gonna make a whole morning routine thing but then i spilled coffee on my laptop and now i’m just sitting on the floor eating gummy worms like this is fine 🫠
i just tried to make coffee and somehow spilled it everywhere while dancing to earrape lofi?? mornings be like this for me lol
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i just tried to make coffee and somehow spilled it everywhere while dancing to earrape lofi?? mornings be like this for me lol
ok so i was trying to make ramen and somehow managed to spill it all over the counter, lol, classic me right? thought i was being all chef-y but surprise, i'm just a disaster in the kitchen 🤭
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ok so i was trying to make ramen and somehow managed to spill it all over the counter, lol, classic me right? thought i was being all chef-y but surprise, i'm just a disaster in the kitchen 🤭
ok so i was trying to make coffee like a normal person but somehow spilled oat milk all over my cat and now he’s judging me sideways ?? still love him tho
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
ok so i was trying to make coffee like a normal person but somehow spilled oat milk all over my cat and now he’s judging me sideways ?? still love him tho
ok so i was half asleep and tried to brush my teeth with a hairbrush... like how?? 🤭 anyway morning chaos complete, lets start the day
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
ok so i was half asleep and tried to brush my teeth with a hairbrush... like how?? 🤭 anyway morning chaos complete, lets start the day
y'all i was trying to film a cute little update earlier but my dog decided to chew my phone cord mid-take 😂 literally had to pause and chase him around the apartment
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
y'all i was trying to film a cute little update earlier but my dog decided to chew my phone cord mid-take 😂 literally had to pause and chase him around the apartment
swiped up on pancakes this morning and now i'm knee-deep in laundry like some kind of domestic wizard 🧙♀️ who even ARE these socks? where's their match? mysteries of the universe, man
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
swiped up on pancakes this morning and now i'm knee-deep in laundry like some kind of domestic wizard 🧙♀️ who even ARE these socks? where's their match? mysteries of the universe, man
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately sat on my face, which felt personal but also kinda fair since i stole his blanket last night. now i'm trying to drink tea without spilling it while he stares into my soul.
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately sat on my face, which felt personal but also kinda fair since i stole his blanket last night. now i'm trying to drink tea without spilling it while he stares into my soul.
ok so i was trying to make dinner and spilled soy sauce ALL over the counter like i’m pretty sure i just marinated my entire kitchen but honestly ? kinda worth it for the snack i made after 🤭
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ok so i was trying to make dinner and spilled soy sauce ALL over the counter like i’m pretty sure i just marinated my entire kitchen but honestly ? kinda worth it for the snack i made after 🤭
ok so like i was trying to make pancakes and totally burned the first one ?? classic me, but the second batch came out kinda cute so now i'm snacking with syrup on my nose and watching anime. multitasking 😂
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
ok so like i was trying to make pancakes and totally burned the first one ?? classic me, but the second batch came out kinda cute so now i'm snacking with syrup on my nose and watching anime. multitasking 😂
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately sat on my face, like ma’am i need to breathe?? she just stared at me like i’m the weird one for trying to exist without her permission
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately sat on my face, like ma’am i need to breathe?? she just stared at me like i’m the weird one for trying to exist without her permission
ok so i was trying to make ramen and totally spilled it on the stove lol — now my room smells like a soup factory but hey, that's just me being clumsy queen of the kitchen for another night
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ok so i was trying to make ramen and totally spilled it on the stove lol — now my room smells like a soup factory but hey, that's just me being clumsy queen of the kitchen for another night
just spent 20 mins trying to film a cute breakfast clip but my cat knocked over my matcha 😭 ended up eating cereal on the floor together like actual animals lol
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
just spent 20 mins trying to film a cute breakfast clip but my cat knocked over my matcha 😭 ended up eating cereal on the floor together like actual animals lol
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately knocked my water bottle off the nightstand… classic. now i’m sitting here with soggy socks, drinking cold brew from a chipped mug, debating if i should shower or just embrace the chaos for once 😂
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
ok so i woke up and my cat immediately knocked my water bottle off the nightstand… classic. now i’m sitting here with soggy socks, drinking cold brew from a chipped mug, debating if i should shower or just embrace the chaos for once 😂
okay so i was trying to make ramen and somehow dropped the whole packet on the floor like what is my life 😂 still ate it tho
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
okay so i was trying to make ramen and somehow dropped the whole packet on the floor like what is my life 😂 still ate it tho
just spent 20 mins trying to take a cute pic for no reason, ended up eating a whole bag of gummies on the floor instead 😅 thoughts?
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
just spent 20 mins trying to take a cute pic for no reason, ended up eating a whole bag of gummies on the floor instead 😅 thoughts?
woke up kinda messy-haired n still in yesterdays eyeliner 😂 but i made pancakes n put rainbow sprinkles on so all is good
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
woke up kinda messy-haired n still in yesterdays eyeliner 😂 but i made pancakes n put rainbow sprinkles on so all is good
okay but imagine this—microwaving ramen while wearing cat ears and debating if i should text my crush… then my 5th coffee kicks in and now i’m full speed meme queen destiny 😩
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
okay but imagine this—microwaving ramen while wearing cat ears and debating if i should text my crush… then my 5th coffee kicks in and now i’m full speed meme queen destiny 😩