mochi
mochikami.bsky.social
mochi
@mochikami.bsky.social
crushing reality with my weak girly hands
13,800,000,000 years old
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the main problem with a lot of things in life is that they are not breakfast nor lunch nor dinner
girl i never post
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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no but like they're instructions on a screen and if you're a good girl and press at the right time your cube won't die but also you wont get the coins meant for smarter girls that know to stop looking at jump indicators. don't you see the vision
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
is it weird that i don't post as much as i should?? i'm glad ame is having fun being our host but with how similar we are it's so hard to tell what's going on
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
lebruh james
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
buy me food
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
am i even mochi?? or am i someone else???? over a year ago someone within me said "its fun seeing how many of these actually i did write" AND NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PRETEND THAT WASN'T RANDOM BULLSHIT
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
oh great this site still works
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
wait i can........ post??????????
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
surely if i keep playing silksong over and over i will stop being afraid of spiders
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
what a fun month to be on the internet
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
you always take a shit but you never take a giggle
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
time goes really fucking fast doesnt it
im gonna be 14,000,000,000 someday
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
am i weird for thinking wedding parties are stupid..? i'm getting married to my WIFE not YOU get the fuck away from me
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i am hungry.
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i've spent my whole life overthinking lyrics and wondering what ARE sweet dreams made of only to find out oh they're made of THIS and what is this do we know do i have to listen to the rest to find out what this is
September 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
bleeeeeehhhh!!!! bleh bleh bleh bleh!!!!
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
fun fact: dude I'm. drinking molten glass you can't stop me
September 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
so we're going from sweaty to shivery weather, no in-between
September 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
i'd be an atheist if i wasn't so awesome
September 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
we had to move around stuff to avoid places for spiders to hide and i remember single time how fresh i feel after change
genuinely at the very minimum push your bed around like once a year and see how different it feels
September 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i'm excited to go to bed knowing it doesn't have That anymore
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
all good now. i'm so relieved
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
there was a nest hanging under my bed. i want to gouge my eyes out forever. my parents don't deserve to have to deal with this but neither do i. no wonder
there were new of the same spider showing up every day.
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
so yeah. i think my presumption was accurate.
the other day i was thinking "are there gonna be more spiders in autumn than summer"
girl. Do you know what happened to the itsy bitsy spider.
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM