Mock5turtle
mock5turtle.bsky.social
Mock5turtle
@mock5turtle.bsky.social
I like many things!
Waking up to this Snapchat from a cousin in TX (not @tehjessica.bsky.social !) that looks like the plot of a shitty 80s action movie starring Steven Seagal. Only....it's fucking not? Also not a real awesome day.

Oh.

Fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Hoping our doggie & kitty will become better friends after the loss of our older dog- Hops dog is not too sure about this idea!
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yaaaaay also,
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I recommend this extremely non political account about British oak trees & forests! Oak-->Ackley so it's in our DNA for sure -
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's the final countdown!

DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have also seen the date as 2022 in other screenshots of this, which just adds to the weirdness...as posted by Steve Lookner on Twitter -
September 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
July 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Saw 2001 Space Odyssey yesterday; decided to have a bit of fun with Gemini AI,
June 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hiked with a burro today to prepare for a burro race! Explained to my burro I am renting that I hope they aren't expecting a top 3 finish....bc my goal is to finish with my burro, period!
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hmmmm maybe this is what our neighbors are doing with the nails in a rotted pumpkin...no idea what the Hershey Kisses are about though...
March 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Go to hang out with baby goats the other day. They are cute af, that is all 🥰
February 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A quote from #TheManInTheHighCastle by #PhilipKDick for....absolutely no reason whatsoever! 😒

TW: ableist language
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not huge into Star Trek myself but this looks like such a cool class!! Spotted at CU Boulder -
January 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Actual footage of me making sure I have enough PTO to do what I want this year like,
January 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Been interesting to watch Twitter melt down. Some of the posts are just so awfully...medieval?? This was in response to an announcement about a new borders czar:
November 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM