have we tried turning the rangers off and turning them back on again?

not to be dramatic but the cardinals trading arenado may be the final nail in the coffin for me as a cardinals fan. i’ve been a fan of this team since i was seven years old and they’re giving me nothing to care about, and taking my favorite player?

i could be at home playing mass effect and instead i’m sitting at my desk at work, where everyone thinks we’re closed.

this is genuinely the most exciting thing, I don’t even care that it’s not my team coming to St. Louis, I’m just thrilled about this.