mocotoOH
@mocotooh.bsky.social
The Toronto office is awesome. These are its stories.
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mocotoOH
@mocotooh.bsky.social
· Mar 20
"The joy of complicated things is that you can spend so much time and accomplish so little."
"You could make the hot water thing -- what's it called? Oh, soup!"
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"You could make the hot water thing -- what's it called? Oh, soup!"
"We've had tests that don't exist fail."
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"We've had tests that don't exist fail."
“If you shake the phone do they jiggle?” “This isn’t shake to summarize”
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“If you shake the phone do they jiggle?” “This isn’t shake to summarize”
“I just rub my butt on it”
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“I just rub my butt on it”
“He did that at lunch for me I was so turned on”
August 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“He did that at lunch for me I was so turned on”
“That sounds like grad school” “I have never been to grad school” “Neither have I”
August 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“That sounds like grad school” “I have never been to grad school” “Neither have I”
"I've never been caught!"
August 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"I've never been caught!"
“You need groceries” “Gas station beef jerky?”
August 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“You need groceries” “Gas station beef jerky?”
"How do you freeze YOUR milk?"
July 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"How do you freeze YOUR milk?"
"It sounds like a tinder profile: it looks sad but look at the height!"
July 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"It sounds like a tinder profile: it looks sad but look at the height!"
"The butt thing is normal."
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"The butt thing is normal."
"There's a butt there."
July 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"There's a butt there."
"I switched from stevia to lead!"
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"I switched from stevia to lead!"
"NO! We're just ingesting a big bag of fail. Imagine someone has a big bag of fail and they just open our jaw and they're just cramming it in."
June 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"NO! We're just ingesting a big bag of fail. Imagine someone has a big bag of fail and they just open our jaw and they're just cramming it in."
"I'm too tired to know if I'm hungry."
June 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"I'm too tired to know if I'm hungry."
"That's why it was so stiff!"
May 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"That's why it was so stiff!"
“That looks like a good alley”
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“That looks like a good alley”
"Who did the sucking?"
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Who did the sucking?"
“XPCOM? I don’t care about that, I care about this buttplug.io”
https://buttplug.io”
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“XPCOM? I don’t care about that, I care about this buttplug.io”
“I’m just goon curious”
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“I’m just goon curious”
“Hands on gooning coach”
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Hands on gooning coach”
“My emotional support ham!”
May 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“My emotional support ham!”