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The Moderately Screwed Millennial
@moderatelyscrewed.bsky.social
I’m Allen—a millennial trying to make sense of a world that feels broken. Politically stuck in the middle, I write about U.S. politics, dating, global issues, and the absurdity of modern life.
This Substack is for every millennial wondering if adulthood was always this chaotic or if we just showed up late. Pop culture, politics, burnout—if you’ve ever looked at your inbox, rent, or the news and thought, this can’t be how it was supposed to go—welcome. You’re not alone. #millennials
Hi, Life? It’s Me, Your Over-Caffeinated, Overstimulated Millennial Wondering How to Keep This Up for 30 More Years.
I've Misplaced My Participation Trophy, and They are Backordered on Amazon.
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March 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM