ModernApe
@modernape.bsky.social
Science nerd, especially human evolution.
Supporter of education, women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and making America a better place for everyone.
Against Trump!
Supporter of education, women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and making America a better place for everyone.
Against Trump!
Nothing MAGA hates more than people helping other people.
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Nothing MAGA hates more than people helping other people.
The Trump Pedophile Ballroom needs to be torn down on the first day of the next administration.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Trump Pedophile Ballroom needs to be torn down on the first day of the next administration.
They already ditched Jesus for Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They already ditched Jesus for Trump.
This is the day the GOP lost any chance of winning the midterms.
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is the day the GOP lost any chance of winning the midterms.
Probably about how much he loves minors.
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Probably about how much he loves minors.
Trump can't declare war. Only Congress can do that.
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump can't declare war. Only Congress can do that.
Can we keep it and name it The Epstein/Trump Pedophile Ballroom?
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can we keep it and name it The Epstein/Trump Pedophile Ballroom?
A Chief-of-Staff is always on the record unless it is 100% clear that she isn't.
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A Chief-of-Staff is always on the record unless it is 100% clear that she isn't.
I would not take a Tesla for free. It is about Elon harming the country, not the vehicle price.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I would not take a Tesla for free. It is about Elon harming the country, not the vehicle price.
He thinks regular citizens should not receive government assistance for food and essentials, but the government should hand him billions. What a selfish person.
Stop buying Tesla products.
Stop buying Tesla products.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He thinks regular citizens should not receive government assistance for food and essentials, but the government should hand him billions. What a selfish person.
Stop buying Tesla products.
Stop buying Tesla products.
No Democrat should buy anything from Tesla. This guy has a lot of hate and thinks everything revolves around him.
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No Democrat should buy anything from Tesla. This guy has a lot of hate and thinks everything revolves around him.
Yes. Evolution would never create diversity of a trait and then select the best one for the environment. lol
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes. Evolution would never create diversity of a trait and then select the best one for the environment. lol
They are just claiming you as one of us!
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They are just claiming you as one of us!
Kash is busy making videos with his girlfriend.
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Kash is busy making videos with his girlfriend.
The league's current offer is 4x what they make now, and it will improve. The union would not get close to that without Caitlin.
If she walks away from the W, that offer would be cut in half overnight. Cut her some slack, she's 23.
If she walks away from the W, that offer would be cut in half overnight. Cut her some slack, she's 23.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The league's current offer is 4x what they make now, and it will improve. The union would not get close to that without Caitlin.
If she walks away from the W, that offer would be cut in half overnight. Cut her some slack, she's 23.
If she walks away from the W, that offer would be cut in half overnight. Cut her some slack, she's 23.
No Democrat should buy a Tesla vehicle. He is a horrible person who opposes democracy, and his vehicles are of the worst quality on the road.
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
No Democrat should buy a Tesla vehicle. He is a horrible person who opposes democracy, and his vehicles are of the worst quality on the road.