What is going on with the refs in the Monday night game? Who got to them and how much did they pay?

My Uber driver is playing forever young on repeat. Definitely feeling targeted 😁

Sitting in the Oakland airport lounge having flashbacks to Chappelle's popcopy sketch. Bartender "I'll beat her ass" and then turns to a surprised customer asking for Mimosa

Not sure how many beers and burgers I was supposed to have before my run tomorrow. But I tried my best and had a lot. Might just sleep in and skip the run

Going for a run and it doesn't show up on Strava. Why did I even bother exercising?

Leaving work early so I can drink and do more work 🙄

The highlight from today's morning drinking was definitely the guy suggesting you take LSD with your cat

Superbowl. The perfect excuse to gather with friends, eat too much and occasionally watch the game.