one of my favorite artists is doing illustration commissions and I think they would be perfect for preorder merch for book 3
I would like to make an unwise financial decision
I would like to make an unwise financial decision
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
one of my favorite artists is doing illustration commissions and I think they would be perfect for preorder merch for book 3
I would like to make an unwise financial decision
I would like to make an unwise financial decision
referring all my clients to group therapy together is like setting up play dates between them send tweet
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
referring all my clients to group therapy together is like setting up play dates between them send tweet
bro this is all happening within 24 hours of dick cheney dying
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
bro this is all happening within 24 hours of dick cheney dying
it should be illegal to be anemic and hypoglycemic at the same time
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it should be illegal to be anemic and hypoglycemic at the same time
making a mildly spicy tweet about my work place and then logging on to two dozen new notifs was harrowing
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
making a mildly spicy tweet about my work place and then logging on to two dozen new notifs was harrowing
I know we all miss the hell site but we should leave live tweeting on twitter!!! it’s bad to look at!!!
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I know we all miss the hell site but we should leave live tweeting on twitter!!! it’s bad to look at!!!
our shower wasn’t working, so the plumber came to investigate. he was fussing with the bathroom sink for a completely unrelated reason and the shower turned on. both of us looked at the shower. then at each other. hit with the realization we can only shower with the sink on
an illustration:
🚰🛁💦🧍🏻♀️🧍🏿♂️
an illustration:
🚰🛁💦🧍🏻♀️🧍🏿♂️
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
our shower wasn’t working, so the plumber came to investigate. he was fussing with the bathroom sink for a completely unrelated reason and the shower turned on. both of us looked at the shower. then at each other. hit with the realization we can only shower with the sink on
an illustration:
🚰🛁💦🧍🏻♀️🧍🏿♂️
an illustration:
🚰🛁💦🧍🏻♀️🧍🏿♂️
sometimes i think about me as a 25 year old minor on tumblr and how much she would hate me now lol
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sometimes i think about me as a 25 year old minor on tumblr and how much she would hate me now lol
having some side effects with my new meds, so i talked to the triage nurse at my doc's office
me, hoping that they won't take me off bc they've been helping my long covid: -describes symptoms-
nurse: how much weight have you lost?
me: -tells her-
nurse: oh great!!!
guess they won't take me off lol
me, hoping that they won't take me off bc they've been helping my long covid: -describes symptoms-
nurse: how much weight have you lost?
me: -tells her-
nurse: oh great!!!
guess they won't take me off lol
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
having some side effects with my new meds, so i talked to the triage nurse at my doc's office
me, hoping that they won't take me off bc they've been helping my long covid: -describes symptoms-
nurse: how much weight have you lost?
me: -tells her-
nurse: oh great!!!
guess they won't take me off lol
me, hoping that they won't take me off bc they've been helping my long covid: -describes symptoms-
nurse: how much weight have you lost?
me: -tells her-
nurse: oh great!!!
guess they won't take me off lol
sometimes your brain just needs a factory reset*
*take 2 ativan and sleep for 7 hours
*take 2 ativan and sleep for 7 hours
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
sometimes your brain just needs a factory reset*
*take 2 ativan and sleep for 7 hours
*take 2 ativan and sleep for 7 hours
had a long time coming crash out today, cried so hard I have a headache ✌️
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
had a long time coming crash out today, cried so hard I have a headache ✌️
first day back and not feeling great today lads
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
first day back and not feeling great today lads
i finally started the glp-1s for long covid, and after a rocky start I'm starting to manage the side effects (my blood sugar yo-yos after meals now) but today i wrote, did laundry, cleaned the kitchen, did half a day of work--
damn people live like this??? people do more than one thing in a day???
damn people live like this??? people do more than one thing in a day???
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i finally started the glp-1s for long covid, and after a rocky start I'm starting to manage the side effects (my blood sugar yo-yos after meals now) but today i wrote, did laundry, cleaned the kitchen, did half a day of work--
damn people live like this??? people do more than one thing in a day???
damn people live like this??? people do more than one thing in a day???
I have been so excited for this vacation for weeks, but it always happens that the night before I travel I’m like “but what if I didn’t go”
August 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I have been so excited for this vacation for weeks, but it always happens that the night before I travel I’m like “but what if I didn’t go”
love to get the flu and then run out of sick time
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
love to get the flu and then run out of sick time
fireworks went off at 4:45 this morning, neighbors blasting music even louder than usual, I fucking hate the fourth
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
fireworks went off at 4:45 this morning, neighbors blasting music even louder than usual, I fucking hate the fourth
worst long covid crash of my life and I'm truly about to go crawling back to my fat shaming doctor for GLP-1s on the slim chance the anti inflammatory properties help me in the slightest. bad!
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
worst long covid crash of my life and I'm truly about to go crawling back to my fat shaming doctor for GLP-1s on the slim chance the anti inflammatory properties help me in the slightest. bad!
out of tylenol at work so we’re rawdogging this migraine
May 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
out of tylenol at work so we’re rawdogging this migraine
so tired at work I feel like I’m gonna pass out. no good
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
so tired at work I feel like I’m gonna pass out. no good
I made my first post on bsky and within 30 minutes I was @'d four times by gofundme bots (two with the same post!!!)
May 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I made my first post on bsky and within 30 minutes I was @'d four times by gofundme bots (two with the same post!!!)
bad publishing day
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
bad publishing day
publishers doing the "books as met gala looks" trend but picking the absolute worst looks of the night
May 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
publishers doing the "books as met gala looks" trend but picking the absolute worst looks of the night
I used to feel bad and make apologetic posts for my met gala content and now I truly don't care. fashion is art, art is important, and I'm allowed one damn night of the year to turn my brain off and enjoy it
May 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I used to feel bad and make apologetic posts for my met gala content and now I truly don't care. fashion is art, art is important, and I'm allowed one damn night of the year to turn my brain off and enjoy it
first time getting the weight lecture at the doctors………. it was only a matter of time
April 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
first time getting the weight lecture at the doctors………. it was only a matter of time
Olive is pulling out every single one of her toys, throwing them around for a bit, then pulling out the next one
what do you seek little one
what do you seek little one
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Olive is pulling out every single one of her toys, throwing them around for a bit, then pulling out the next one
what do you seek little one
what do you seek little one