Mohawk Four
@mohawkfour.bsky.social
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous
So you’re saying he’s a Giant all day?
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
So you’re saying he’s a Giant all day?
Of course murder is not funny, but well crafted jokes are funny, no matter what their subject matter is. Why do you think he re-tweeted you? It was his way of saying “Hey everyone, look at this dork with no sense of humor.”
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Of course murder is not funny, but well crafted jokes are funny, no matter what their subject matter is. Why do you think he re-tweeted you? It was his way of saying “Hey everyone, look at this dork with no sense of humor.”
Yes it was, if you don’t obsess over politics 24/7 and have literally anything else going on in your life.
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yes it was, if you don’t obsess over politics 24/7 and have literally anything else going on in your life.
Dork. Humorless scolds suck.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Dork. Humorless scolds suck.
Yeah, especially since it was taken immediately following him breaking Trump off at the correspondents dinner.
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Yeah, especially since it was taken immediately following him breaking Trump off at the correspondents dinner.
Thank you sir. Let us also not forget all those traumatized at Dulles in ‘90, as well. Especially those aboard the doomed British flight.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thank you sir. Let us also not forget all those traumatized at Dulles in ‘90, as well. Especially those aboard the doomed British flight.
Sir, I may have missed it but have you made your traditional statement of remembrance for the Nakatomi folks this season?
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sir, I may have missed it but have you made your traditional statement of remembrance for the Nakatomi folks this season?
None of them got any reaction. Iraqis were just shaking their heads as if they had no idea who any of them were. But when we said Michael Jackson, they all went nuts and one guy even leaped a couple feet off the ground with joy at the mere mention of Michael’s name. True story.
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
None of them got any reaction. Iraqis were just shaking their heads as if they had no idea who any of them were. But when we said Michael Jackson, they all went nuts and one guy even leaped a couple feet off the ground with joy at the mere mention of Michael’s name. True story.
So one day in 2006 before MJ died we were bullshitting with a bunch of Iraqi Army guys and we were asking them what US celebrities they were familiar with. Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Madonna, Arnold, Stallone etc…
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So one day in 2006 before MJ died we were bullshitting with a bunch of Iraqi Army guys and we were asking them what US celebrities they were familiar with. Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Madonna, Arnold, Stallone etc…
Ok so the Taliban most definitely didn’t take the day off the day MJ died. I was there, I know. However, this story is not far from the truth regarding Michael’s popularity in the Middle East…
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ok so the Taliban most definitely didn’t take the day off the day MJ died. I was there, I know. However, this story is not far from the truth regarding Michael’s popularity in the Middle East…
Blue-Anon having a field day today. Resistance types running amok with TDS and politics obsession.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Blue-Anon having a field day today. Resistance types running amok with TDS and politics obsession.
They’re usually being ridiculous when they accuse others of having “TDS” but there are legitimate cases such as yourself
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They’re usually being ridiculous when they accuse others of having “TDS” but there are legitimate cases such as yourself
Crazy how thin the line is between Woke and Too Woke. Woke is awesome. Too Woke is the most insufferable thing in the whole world.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Crazy how thin the line is between Woke and Too Woke. Woke is awesome. Too Woke is the most insufferable thing in the whole world.
Yeah, they’re just deliberately taking the opposite side of every issue like it’s First Take. And then the parents just say the most diabolical shit possible while the kids make shocked NXT face.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Yeah, they’re just deliberately taking the opposite side of every issue like it’s First Take. And then the parents just say the most diabolical shit possible while the kids make shocked NXT face.
Watched parts of other episodes too. Like, the parents are probably real life Trumpers, but they’re still playing up the gimmick and dialing it to 11.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watched parts of other episodes too. Like, the parents are probably real life Trumpers, but they’re still playing up the gimmick and dialing it to 11.
I saw this clip yesterday. Went and watched the whole episode. It’s a work, brother.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is wearing a red shirt and necklace .
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is wearing a red shirt and necklace .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I saw this clip yesterday. Went and watched the whole episode. It’s a work, brother.
Everyone still loves bloody wrestling. However some people have to pretend they’re offended by it because their preferred company doesn’t do it but their rivals do.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Everyone still loves bloody wrestling. However some people have to pretend they’re offended by it because their preferred company doesn’t do it but their rivals do.
I mean…Sweet Jesus. They were all amazing. They should’ve shared the hype equally.
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I mean…Sweet Jesus. They were all amazing. They should’ve shared the hype equally.
Friends is probably the best example of this and one people are most familiar with. Cox and Kudrow got treated as afterthoughts, which is insane to me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Friends is probably the best example of this and one people are most familiar with. Cox and Kudrow got treated as afterthoughts, which is insane to me.
Indeed. I almost went with this but chose the more well known version. I don’t know why they were both so hung up on Bond. I’m sure 005 or 008 were good looking dudes just shack up with them.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Indeed. I almost went with this but chose the more well known version. I don’t know why they were both so hung up on Bond. I’m sure 005 or 008 were good looking dudes just shack up with them.
Moneypenny! She was better looking than half the Bond girls.
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Moneypenny! She was better looking than half the Bond girls.
RFK standing directly over the guy just hammering away on a comically oversized bellows filled with creatine powder
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
RFK standing directly over the guy just hammering away on a comically oversized bellows filled with creatine powder