Moi Polloi
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Does anyone remember that what immediately precipitated the orange felon going after Somalis was the National Guardsman being shot by a guy with CIA ties, and he dropped that story like a hot potato to chase after Somalis who had nothing to do with it.
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Does anyone remember that what immediately precipitated the orange felon going after Somalis was the National Guardsman being shot by a guy with CIA ties, and he dropped that story like a hot potato to chase after Somalis who had nothing to do with it.
Soon they'll have televised cabinet meetings where they go around the table and each secretary will do a progressively longer blink than the last one to prove they are more loyal to him because napping is the new strength.
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Soon they'll have televised cabinet meetings where they go around the table and each secretary will do a progressively longer blink than the last one to prove they are more loyal to him because napping is the new strength.
Little girl observes him carefully, turns to her mother to appeal to her, mother forces her to turn back around, and she hunches over and makes herself as small as possible to fit between her mother and sister. Instinctive response.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Little girl observes him carefully, turns to her mother to appeal to her, mother forces her to turn back around, and she hunches over and makes herself as small as possible to fit between her mother and sister. Instinctive response.
Every accusation is a confession.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
Could've bumped a coffee table in his own home.
MAGA doctors: Patient sustained a subcutaneous contusion due to blunt-force–induced capillary disruption resulting in extravasation of erythrocytes into the interstitial tissue planes.
MAGA doctors: Patient sustained a subcutaneous contusion due to blunt-force–induced capillary disruption resulting in extravasation of erythrocytes into the interstitial tissue planes.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Could've bumped a coffee table in his own home.
MAGA doctors: Patient sustained a subcutaneous contusion due to blunt-force–induced capillary disruption resulting in extravasation of erythrocytes into the interstitial tissue planes.
MAGA doctors: Patient sustained a subcutaneous contusion due to blunt-force–induced capillary disruption resulting in extravasation of erythrocytes into the interstitial tissue planes.
Trump should make him sing, "King of Peace and Lord of Lords" to Hallellujah from the Messiah at the next televised cabinet meeting to prove he means it. Noem already out there going full Nazi with her podium slogans, is he going to let a woman show him up? No half measures for strong men.
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Trump should make him sing, "King of Peace and Lord of Lords" to Hallellujah from the Messiah at the next televised cabinet meeting to prove he means it. Noem already out there going full Nazi with her podium slogans, is he going to let a woman show him up? No half measures for strong men.
Announcement of the new Kennedy Center lineup in 3, 2, 1...
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Announcement of the new Kennedy Center lineup in 3, 2, 1...
Yes, his tell is to tell.
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yes, his tell is to tell.
Ugh, this reminded me of his poetry. 🤮 You know he absolutely would. Soylent orange is people.
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Ugh, this reminded me of his poetry. 🤮 You know he absolutely would. Soylent orange is people.
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I remember an interview where Melania said she wasn't sure if Trump was interested in her personally or for business when they met, which seemed odd for an unemployed model with no discernible skill set to say, but turns out that's exactly what she meant.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I remember an interview where Melania said she wasn't sure if Trump was interested in her personally or for business when they met, which seemed odd for an unemployed model with no discernible skill set to say, but turns out that's exactly what she meant.
"If you call a murderer a murderer it's just gonna make us even more murdery, capiche?"
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January 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"If you call a murderer a murderer it's just gonna make us even more murdery, capiche?"
I don't know one MAGA for whom fear of monsters under the bed and pathological immaturity haven't always been defining traits.
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I don't know one MAGA for whom fear of monsters under the bed and pathological immaturity haven't always been defining traits.
That may be the armchair Freud excuse but having your fee-fees hurt, ego injury, embarrassment, humiliation ≠ being murdered, even for a thug. What they DO equate is that being slighted by a woman JUSTIFIES her murder. Steal a loaf of bread, cut off your head code. Which is a different thing.
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
That may be the armchair Freud excuse but having your fee-fees hurt, ego injury, embarrassment, humiliation ≠ being murdered, even for a thug. What they DO equate is that being slighted by a woman JUSTIFIES her murder. Steal a loaf of bread, cut off your head code. Which is a different thing.
South Park, if you're listening...
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
South Park, if you're listening...
Exactly. Beyond immediately intuiting what was behind the violence, women saw in Ross their own fathers, husbands, partners, brothers, sons, co-workers, and neighbors. And are now experiencing the mansplaining of it.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Exactly. Beyond immediately intuiting what was behind the violence, women saw in Ross their own fathers, husbands, partners, brothers, sons, co-workers, and neighbors. And are now experiencing the mansplaining of it.
I bet if there were audio you'd be able to hear him saying, "Look what you made me do!"
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I bet if there were audio you'd be able to hear him saying, "Look what you made me do!"
Meanwhile, inside the orange guy's head...
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January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Meanwhile, inside the orange guy's head...
I feel like every sentence these men utter is a threat, and every implied word at the end of it is either, "woman" or "boy." The seething misogyny and racism is off the charts.
January 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I feel like every sentence these men utter is a threat, and every implied word at the end of it is either, "woman" or "boy." The seething misogyny and racism is off the charts.
💯 Once the footage was released, thousands if not millions of women probably instantly recognized what they were seeing. There is a special place in hell for Noem defending him. I also suspect based on what little we know about his wife, that there may be a sad story there too.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
💯 Once the footage was released, thousands if not millions of women probably instantly recognized what they were seeing. There is a special place in hell for Noem defending him. I also suspect based on what little we know about his wife, that there may be a sad story there too.
Abuse also comes in many forms. Some men never physically hit women — and pride themselves on it — but threaten, degrade, and control in other ways. The rage is there and underneath, they really want to. They may point at other abusers and never see themselves as one. But they only vote one way.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Abuse also comes in many forms. Some men never physically hit women — and pride themselves on it — but threaten, degrade, and control in other ways. The rage is there and underneath, they really want to. They may point at other abusers and never see themselves as one. But they only vote one way.
Giving real "my wife is clumsy and walks into doors and gives herself black eyes" energy.
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Giving real "my wife is clumsy and walks into doors and gives herself black eyes" energy.
Literally everyone else in the room laughing nervously, fidgeting, and studiously not making eye contact.
Vance, practically breaking his neck to assume the most servile posture possible: Hahaha, sir, that is magnificent sir, yes sir!
Vance, practically breaking his neck to assume the most servile posture possible: Hahaha, sir, that is magnificent sir, yes sir!
January 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Literally everyone else in the room laughing nervously, fidgeting, and studiously not making eye contact.
Vance, practically breaking his neck to assume the most servile posture possible: Hahaha, sir, that is magnificent sir, yes sir!
Vance, practically breaking his neck to assume the most servile posture possible: Hahaha, sir, that is magnificent sir, yes sir!