Moira Meteorite
@moira-meteorite.bsky.social
THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE NEWS
Can't believe they called it "Jacking the Beanstalk". Really just not okay at all.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Can't believe they called it "Jacking the Beanstalk". Really just not okay at all.
You could blow up every billionaire and it wouldn't be communism
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You could blow up every billionaire and it wouldn't be communism
YouTubers when they call their hour long iceberg video based entirely off of six cursory glances at a fan wiki a "video essay"
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
YouTubers when they call their hour long iceberg video based entirely off of six cursory glances at a fan wiki a "video essay"
Microwaving metal probably produces more energy than is needed to run the microwave long enough for it to explode. If we can collect the energy, and perhaps make a bomb proof microwave, we can create infinite energy
October 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Microwaving metal probably produces more energy than is needed to run the microwave long enough for it to explode. If we can collect the energy, and perhaps make a bomb proof microwave, we can create infinite energy
Been playing Voices of The Void and the scariest thing I've seen is that fucking robot cat rounding a corner when I didn't expect it
October 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Been playing Voices of The Void and the scariest thing I've seen is that fucking robot cat rounding a corner when I didn't expect it
The internet is built on the backs of autistic men with usernames like "dinnerguy74" and "movieslover1988"
July 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The internet is built on the backs of autistic men with usernames like "dinnerguy74" and "movieslover1988"
Explaining turning 18 to an American: "it's like turning 21"
July 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Explaining turning 18 to an American: "it's like turning 21"
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's high .
June 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's high .
Average fast food customer experiences a level of entitlement that makes upper class 12 year olds seen modest and kind
June 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Average fast food customer experiences a level of entitlement that makes upper class 12 year olds seen modest and kind
Saw gamers talking about modern gaming
June 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Saw gamers talking about modern gaming
Need to take the word slop away from these people
May 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Need to take the word slop away from these people
Every video game is 500 gigafucks in size and every internet provider's download speed caps at 2 of an unknown measurement but they want me to think the future is digital
May 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Every video game is 500 gigafucks in size and every internet provider's download speed caps at 2 of an unknown measurement but they want me to think the future is digital
Torrenting a file is like when Goku did that bomb thing
May 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Torrenting a file is like when Goku did that bomb thing
In a couple generations they're gonna start putting special helmets on babies to make their heads grow in fun shapes
May 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In a couple generations they're gonna start putting special helmets on babies to make their heads grow in fun shapes
Anyone else season the roach before eating it after smoking?
May 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Anyone else season the roach before eating it after smoking?
Wait some people actually hate children? Like they aren't being dramatic as a joke?
April 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wait some people actually hate children? Like they aren't being dramatic as a joke?
He's remembering it so that you don't have to, show some fucking respect
April 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He's remembering it so that you don't have to, show some fucking respect
Google doc tom how 2 enagment farm
April 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Google doc tom how 2 enagment farm
Switch 2 finally living up to the Nintendo ON it seems
April 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Switch 2 finally living up to the Nintendo ON it seems
Religion identified. Deploying relevant Discord emote reaction.
March 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Religion identified. Deploying relevant Discord emote reaction.
Did the people who always comment on posts saying it has more likes than comments all start using social media in the past 6 months?
March 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Did the people who always comment on posts saying it has more likes than comments all start using social media in the past 6 months?
Smoking this cigarette like it'll save me for longer than 10 minutes
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Smoking this cigarette like it'll save me for longer than 10 minutes
Waiting for the day where the oil from my job reaches critical mass and I explode into flames smoking on my break like a cartoon
February 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Waiting for the day where the oil from my job reaches critical mass and I explode into flames smoking on my break like a cartoon
Back in the good old days we got our cheat codes from number stations
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Back in the good old days we got our cheat codes from number stations