Vladdy’s Fruit Tray has me suddenly starving. I would pay an irresponsible amount of money for cut fruit right now.

@romanmars.bsky.social The city waited for the latest 99pi to drop so they could announce FINALLY getting rid of Austin’s terrible, ancient branding to replace it with something decent. Oh, and here is the new flag! www.austintexas.gov/news/city-au...

The news is official now: Lionel Messi is off the MLS All-Star roster and not playing tonight, but Austin fans can celebrate the last-minute addition of Guilherme Biro (replacing Jordi Alba)!

Sergio Ramos was willing to show up, why not the “GOAT”?

OK, nice! Yall should join us Monday night of All-Star at Hopsquad. We’re working with local & visiting media and the Independent Supporters Council to get folks together the night before Skills Challenge for an Austin-styled and vibed hangout with a side of live podcasting.

people will 100% fight in theatres with these things. People will go to the movie specifically to “butter battle paddle” (in the Seussian sense) the hell out of each other with these Lord of the Rings: War Of The Rohirrim tie-in popcorn buckets.

now there are four SuperTwitters, and all of them make somebody angry and are nothing like the best of original Twitter

watching 1993’s The Firm in glorious 4K Dolby Vision, I have noticed something I don’t remember noticing previously.

Part of the big money law firm life that signing away his soul got Tom Cruise’s Mitch McDeere…all the sweet sweet mainline LEGO sets he could want.

Bluesky wanted me to know “two others” @kellysue.bsky.social and @glennf.bsky.social followed me, but most importantly, I needed to know that @thedevil.bsky.social followed me.

Peaches is reporting for duty, Fleet Admiral.