Well, not too bad for a straight man nearing 40 and living in the south. Maybe it’ll be top 5% next year. Tell Reba McEnTimer I said hey! @realitygayspod.bsky.social

Watching the 3 Stooges and Curly just dropped the first ever "did I do that?!" long before Steve Urkel! It's the one where he becomes a ruthless boxer anytime he hears pop goes the weasel.

They got a million cameras in these games including drones on wires and I can never tell if a field goal is good or not until the refs make the motion

FIRE FLUS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

New Mobituary dropped overnight!

PSA: The Critic is on Tubi

Something about talking to the old ladies at work while cheese and dope by project pat plays in my left earbud.

Colossal meltdown by the bulls in this 2nd half. Truly impressive stuff.

This may be my best purchase ever. B+D drill bought around 2007ish when I had my first apartment. It’s got a little LED light on the front that’s super handy and I’ve picked up several additional batteries over the years. Taken countless falls. Durable as hell.

Anyway, how y’all doin?

My first tweet was blasted out from a Samsung slider phone in 2010 and was about how I was listening to dracula’s wedding by Andre 3000. What should be my first post here?