MoJo812
@mojo182.bsky.social
Sorry, won’t be able to watch. I prefer to be shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil at that time.
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Sorry, won’t be able to watch. I prefer to be shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil at that time.
Poor guy. I demand a much better perk for having to bone that lady.
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Poor guy. I demand a much better perk for having to bone that lady.
Given his track record, I’m surprised he admitted to knowing anything about it
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Given his track record, I’m surprised he admitted to knowing anything about it
Has there ever been a more punchable face?
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Has there ever been a more punchable face?
To be fair, he never learned that business are supposed to MAKE money. His track record should’ve been a hint.
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
To be fair, he never learned that business are supposed to MAKE money. His track record should’ve been a hint.
Any idea where I can avoid this?
February 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Any idea where I can avoid this?
Let me fix it for you.
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Let me fix it for you.
I have just chosen to stop listening to the pesky little bastard that is impulse control.
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have just chosen to stop listening to the pesky little bastard that is impulse control.
Yada, yada, yada. Less talk more action
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Yada, yada, yada. Less talk more action
I honestly can’t figure out if the constant scowl is because
1. she’s a really unpleasant person
2. Chock full of Botox
3. She wakes up everyday and is still married to Donald.
1. she’s a really unpleasant person
2. Chock full of Botox
3. She wakes up everyday and is still married to Donald.
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I honestly can’t figure out if the constant scowl is because
1. she’s a really unpleasant person
2. Chock full of Botox
3. She wakes up everyday and is still married to Donald.
1. she’s a really unpleasant person
2. Chock full of Botox
3. She wakes up everyday and is still married to Donald.
From your lips to gods ears!!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
From your lips to gods ears!!!
He’s like a mix of Veruca Salt and Draco Malfoy. What a douche canoe.
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
He’s like a mix of Veruca Salt and Draco Malfoy. What a douche canoe.
Is Vance truly a dipshit or does he just play one on tv?
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Is Vance truly a dipshit or does he just play one on tv?
Wait, she went through all of that only to become a Carolina Panthers fan?!?! Now I really feel for her.
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Wait, she went through all of that only to become a Carolina Panthers fan?!?! Now I really feel for her.
