I am old enough to remember when a politician being caught out in a lie was a resignation matter.

Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I think that was better.

I just can't keep up with th'street talk no more.

Now, I don't actually believe that to be true. But I do think that Schumer and the Democrat elite are a remarkably spineless and supine bunch of self-serving cowards.

Was it a cloud that looked just like Hitler?

Well that sucks.

Sure, it would be handy, but wouldn't it also get a bit confusing?

Type more bluely.

Do you mean your Emergency Secondary Monitor?

Attendees seated nearby them will probably notice a strong smell of sulphur, as if wafted from the very pits of hell.

Not to worry though, it's probably just Donald's adult diaper.

But it's one of those rollercoasters that has been built hodge-podge to no organised plan, by cowboy builders, and with rivets and things are falling out all over the place. And the next corner might be the one where your car derails and goes plummeting to earth, pulverising you into jelly.