In no uncertain terms: CP is among the worst things you can possibly indulge in, and should be nuked from orbit. MAPs have no place in society, and pedohpiles should be burned alive. But the people who drew a cute gryphon, especially one who we had no information about until JUST NOW? They're fine.

They just released the character they created for the game Deadlock. They are Fictional, and not a human. Block and move on.

Charon might be a short lil Braivern, but GOT DAM he got a big appetite. ♥️

Cringe ADHD panic-adulting
- no idea how many to send out or how long to do it for
- never feels like "did enough for a day"
- regrets

Based gamification of adulting
- Roughly set time and number of applications
- highly repeatable
- doesn't even feel like doing work
- no regrets

Unironically. I played Metroid Prime 2 randomizer, and as a self imposed challenge, any time I grabbed a key, I put out a job application. I put out like twelve applications before even finishing a seed, and it felt NOTHING the usual "ugh work". Was that... DOPAMINE picking up a key??

Calling out @friskyleaf.bsky.social :3

Help, I've been called the fuck out-

Arararawrrrrrrrhhhh. 🎶

Rrrrrrrrrrr~

DICE ROLLS.

IT'S SO FAST
HELP??
💦💦💦💦💦

Also he's a TOTAL cuddlebug on the rare instance he sleeps with someone smaller than him, and he WILL swear up and down that it's not true. <3

It took a bit, but I finally settled on the name Marco, and leaned FULLY into the ANGST.

He was a Rescue Team member, turned jaded and bitter after losing a wing from a brutal ambush. He retired shortly after, but still holds a strong sense of justice, and quietly longs to rejoin the guild.

TRUE

Markipliermon