I must be going mad. I had a macabre enjoyment of the last minutes of extra time. Fragile as fuck.

This is no suprise. He always gets narked when not playing or during contract negotiations. His form has been abysmal even before the start of the season.

Lucky you. I had to watch all of it.

Think I've just had a blood transfusion. Brilliant tonight. More to come.

Crisis! What crisis?

Piss poor all over the park. McAllister not fit and Salah not performing. Big changes needed for Mancs in 2 weeks.

£26 million. He's 18.

Joke of a newspaper now. Quiet sad really.

Score of 11 in Scrabble. IQ.

I think Southampton's manager was Souness at the time, so you know.