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Too ☭ for 🏴, & too 🏴 for ☭. bad treat maker. nice. italianx (as a bit). they/he. cat dad. rose mom. parent. worst jazz pianist in my house. best loser though.
We were 3 minutes from home when runaway started playing and she's like I have 8 seconds before I unbuckle because I need to dance right now
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thanks so much!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
t20 is your three true outcomes.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
test cricket is for people who love pitching duels.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
also the kiwi commentator who says "tist" instead of "test" is hilarious.

but for real, having the discipline to bat for NINE HOURS is just bonkers. and not even to win, just to draw!
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
no, it's not me packing as many socialist ideas into a platform as liberal possible for the most liberal gentry to swallow.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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idk whatever. something like this.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"Jeong's Law"
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the only thing i've found Spotify particularly good for is that it's good with cars. that's it. the rest? bullshit that you can dispose of!
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Honestly probably as iconic a piece in modern history as Trotsky to Chkheidze.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
But social media discipline! Don't worry. Y'all got at least a few days before I go to bananas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know, when I write essays for my very grown up and serious college if I don't cite my sources I still get full marks, and not run into any problems with my very grown up and serious college about plagiarism. No no no, that's not how it works, I just can do whatever I want without reprocussions!
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM