"We told you to vote in such a way that this party would have a triple figure majority to do as they like, with the proviso of a campaign for electoral reform that we abandoned the day after the election, and they've used it to do what they've spent the last decade saying they'd do by mistake"

You won and are getting exactly what you wanted.

Yes, that was Blue Christmas. Let's hear that song again, but this time sung properly please Vic. #TOTP

Catch the train to London. Stopping at: Rejection. Disappointment. Back-stabbing Central and Heartache Avenue #TOTP

You better change it back Ted, or we'll both be sorry. #TOTP

"Whether I want you or not isn't the issue, Phil. Can I lay a deposit on that meat?" #TOTP

Your friend is close by your side
And speaks in far ancient tongue
A seasons wish will come true
All seasons begin with you #TOTP

Which one of those awards cures cancer, Noel? #TOTP

Godley and Creme #TOTP

A place to stay. #TOTP

Do you like Bros? #TOTP

"Michael Hutchence has asked me out" #TOTP

Gene Pitney was my favourite of Dudley Moore's characters. #TOTP

How did the consultancy appointment at the hair clinic go Paul? #TOTP

You've got no chance, mate. #TOTP

Disgusting. #TOTP

#TOTP