I need to finish a job application, already one of the worst things to be doing, I did not need to then have a second worst thing added to this experience

Hi yeah sorry I can't help you find that lecture theatre right now there's remnants of blood on my hands wait where are you going

Today at work I was in the toilet, didn't realised I'd bled on the floor, stepped in it, had to wipe off my shoe to not do a biohazard everywhere, then there was no soap in the dispenser, so I was legging it to other toilets to wash my hands properly, begging no students to appear and ask me things

Somehow got blood on the sofa but not the dress I'm wearing?? Can it teleport now?

Having a uterus is an absolute scam I want to fucking unsubscriiiiiiiibe

Oh wait also bishops shouldn't be in there

Okay thanks bye

Also this making people life peers bc they're currently hereditary so will be removed shouldn't be allowed, fuck all the hereditary peers
(Will the hereditary peers bill even pass ping pong idk)