Molly
@mollyindenial.bsky.social
Just trying to get through this bullshit without ending up behind bars.
Honestly, is like to point out that impulse shopping and playing the lottery are kind of the same thing to my mom except I have things to show for it not having set my money on fire?
April 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Honestly, is like to point out that impulse shopping and playing the lottery are kind of the same thing to my mom except I have things to show for it not having set my money on fire?
Eczema flair up under both armpits. Have gone two days now without deodorant. Bless the people who can do that, because it sure as hell ain’t me. I’m praying this last round of moisturizer and charcoal cleanser makes it so I can go back to normal tomorrow?
March 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Eczema flair up under both armpits. Have gone two days now without deodorant. Bless the people who can do that, because it sure as hell ain’t me. I’m praying this last round of moisturizer and charcoal cleanser makes it so I can go back to normal tomorrow?
I love my mother, but I swear to god she finds the strongest smelling cleaning products and uses them on days when she just wants to annoy me. Because the absolute migraine her cleaning has triggered in me…
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love my mother, but I swear to god she finds the strongest smelling cleaning products and uses them on days when she just wants to annoy me. Because the absolute migraine her cleaning has triggered in me…
Did I, in a moment of “before I send this text (as I won’t send it on Super Bowl Sunday in Philadelphia because I’m not a monster but I will workshop the shit out of it in a notes app) reactivate my bumble to remind myself what’s out there and what dating is like
February 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Did I, in a moment of “before I send this text (as I won’t send it on Super Bowl Sunday in Philadelphia because I’m not a monster but I will workshop the shit out of it in a notes app) reactivate my bumble to remind myself what’s out there and what dating is like
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Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
I forgot how great having wild make out sessions on a couch was because it’s been that damn long but on the downside I have to break out the scarves and just bought some turtlenecks…
February 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I forgot how great having wild make out sessions on a couch was because it’s been that damn long but on the downside I have to break out the scarves and just bought some turtlenecks…
God damn it, I made the mistake of checking a text I sent to a man and now I’ve seen that he’s read it and he has not responded and I’m just waiting to see if he does actually like me? Like does he want to hang out with me?
February 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
God damn it, I made the mistake of checking a text I sent to a man and now I’ve seen that he’s read it and he has not responded and I’m just waiting to see if he does actually like me? Like does he want to hang out with me?
Thank god I’m off work tomorrow and Friday because I am at my wits end and it’s only the first week of February.
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Thank god I’m off work tomorrow and Friday because I am at my wits end and it’s only the first week of February.
I can’t wait to see how my homeschooled privileged ass white man co worker blames “extremism on both sides” for this one and how Biden’s economy was terrible when everything in his suddenly his already HCOL area increases exponentially.
Leavitt: "The president will be implementing tomorrow 25 percent tariffs on Mexico, 25 percent on Canada, and a 10 percent tariff on China."
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can’t wait to see how my homeschooled privileged ass white man co worker blames “extremism on both sides” for this one and how Biden’s economy was terrible when everything in his suddenly his already HCOL area increases exponentially.
Philadelphians, if we’re up against the chiefs again let me remind you that their owner, QB, his wife, and kicker are all supporters of TFG while Jeff Laurie and our team know that he’s a jackass. Also, Philly knows Andy Reid is a fucking dick.
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Philadelphians, if we’re up against the chiefs again let me remind you that their owner, QB, his wife, and kicker are all supporters of TFG while Jeff Laurie and our team know that he’s a jackass. Also, Philly knows Andy Reid is a fucking dick.
Me: ok, the birds are nearly up 20 points, there’s no way me going down to watch the 4th quarter in a half hour will jinx it, right?
Also my brain: but what if you’re the jinx for real?!?
Also my brain: but what if you’re the jinx for real?!?
January 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me: ok, the birds are nearly up 20 points, there’s no way me going down to watch the 4th quarter in a half hour will jinx it, right?
Also my brain: but what if you’re the jinx for real?!?
Also my brain: but what if you’re the jinx for real?!?
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The “A” in DEIA stands for accessibility. Federal workers with disabilities, including many veterans, deserve respect and the opportunity to work in public service. A diverse, equitable, inclusive, and accessible workplace makes public service better and makes everyone’s lives better.
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The “A” in DEIA stands for accessibility. Federal workers with disabilities, including many veterans, deserve respect and the opportunity to work in public service. A diverse, equitable, inclusive, and accessible workplace makes public service better and makes everyone’s lives better.
Here’s the thing, we all have our vices and I know I live with my parents so they see mine and I see theirs but they smoke and drink nightly and play the lottery daily (my mom) whereas I occasionally buy myself a fucking treat. Like nail polish. Or earrings. Get over it. Jesus.
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here’s the thing, we all have our vices and I know I live with my parents so they see mine and I see theirs but they smoke and drink nightly and play the lottery daily (my mom) whereas I occasionally buy myself a fucking treat. Like nail polish. Or earrings. Get over it. Jesus.
This whole “everyone is an expert” thing because they have the world at their finger tips is really annoying when people are fucking wrong all the time.
January 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This whole “everyone is an expert” thing because they have the world at their finger tips is really annoying when people are fucking wrong all the time.
I’m giving it a month now until I get a call or text from a MAGA member of my family wondering why their prescription prices just went up or why they’re not getting the same coverage as before. And so sorry, this is what you idiots voted for?
January 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m giving it a month now until I get a call or text from a MAGA member of my family wondering why their prescription prices just went up or why they’re not getting the same coverage as before. And so sorry, this is what you idiots voted for?
Between a snowy start to today and my general misery about tomorrow I have not yet left my bed for longer than a few minutes and I feel ok about it.
January 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Between a snowy start to today and my general misery about tomorrow I have not yet left my bed for longer than a few minutes and I feel ok about it.
The worst part about jumping back into the dating world? The waiting for a man to text you back. It is the god damn worst.
a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin .
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January 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The worst part about jumping back into the dating world? The waiting for a man to text you back. It is the god damn worst.
I’m here now (again) because fuck Zuck?
January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m here now (again) because fuck Zuck?
And now I guess I’m on this thing too?
September 7, 2023 at 9:39 PM
And now I guess I’m on this thing too?