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Molly "Mollylele" Lewis
@mollylewis.wtf
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a little guy that lives in a blue world
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tee hee
APPETIZERS for the table
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Oh so we can't have Campaign Manager Wife Guys in office anymore?
ABC News headline dated 12/15/23: "Casey DeSantis -- her husband's not-so-secret campaign weapon -- ramps up campaign events"
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I kind of hoped that the game would end before I could finish this, so I wouldn't have to post it. No such luck.
a close crop of the retail label for "I can't believe it's not Butter" margarine, hastily modified to read "I can't believe it's still Baseball"
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Do you think at any point during this game the players thought they had died and gone to hell?
Wikipedia article: Longest professional baseball game The Pawtucket Red Sox and the Rochester Red Wings, two teams from the Triple-A International League, played the longest game in professional baseball history over three days in 1981. The game lasted 33 innings, with 8 hours and 25 minutes of playing time. The first 32 innings were played overnight from April 18–19, 1981, at McCoy Stadium in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, and the tie-breaking 33rd inning was played June 23, 1981. Pawtucket won the game, 3–2.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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I do not like adding "surprise" to AI hologram
"According to organizers, the Lee hologram may also pop up in different parts of the convention as a surprise, perhaps to introduce a top-tier panel or two."
September 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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This seems to be the official guy:
"Minnesota State Fair" spelled out with pictographic letters, including music, livestock, snacks
August 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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OH at #Worldcon: "Well, I don't normally identify as 'pine tree,' but I guess today I'll make an exception."
placard outside "Women" restroom. a symbol of wheelchair user, beside a vertical arrangement of a circle, atop a trapezoid, atop a single leg.
August 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Have they shown you the human-scale "nap in sunbeam like cat (& charge phone)" zone? God-tier convention center feature.
people seated on large wooden stepped benches, ascending along windows overlooking I-5 freeway, with large cushions large wooden steps butted up against ceiling high windows & indoor atrium
August 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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WorldCon is in my backyard this weekend, and also streaming at SeattleIn2025.org - Come see me speak & sometimes sing??!
Mollylele Worldcon Schedule WED 12pm - No Wrong Way To Write Folk Songs (room 335) THU 3:30pm - Mollylele & Friends In Concert (Signature room 3F) THU 7:30pm - The Panalysts presented by LoadingReadyRun (Terrace Suite 4F) FRI 6pm - Muppets Sing Along (room 335) SUN 4:30pm - Storytelling In Song (room 335) subject to change, check SeattleIn2025.org for updates
August 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Please join me in wishing @sarahshay.com a joyous birthday!
subject poses casually in front of a fully blooming rose bush, with rosy shades and a mug of drink in hand
August 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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True fact!
groom holds bride's bouquet while she tells the story of the stones in their wedding bands.
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Lynne Marie Stewart was truly the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land. 💔
photo from 2010. a student in a black peacoat poses next to Lynne Marie Stewart, who is wearing a fleece hat and vibrant popover fleece.
February 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I think this site is making my brain smoother.
A skeet + a screenshot of a Facebook post that have the exact same text: "The "woke mind virus" is literally just empathy. That's it. It's empathy." Three skeets that have the exact same text. Eight skeets that all have the exact same text. Four skeets by different users that all read "Tweets in the streets, skeets in the sheets." (actually one of them says 'on' instead of 'in'.)
February 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I spent a few hours of #hourlycomicday catching up with a friend, and a few more hours being pissed at people on Slack and Bsky. so, I'm not posting those ones!
marker sketchbook illustrations: a couple in bed, one asleep while the other daydreams. a crow sitting in the rain. sketchbook illustrations in multicolor marker: a residential San Francisco street lined with plants; a variety of vintage automata characters from The Musée Mécanique sketchbook illustrations: Chuck Schumer bskeeting tone deaf platitudes, caption reads "The agony of drinking from the news firehose is somewhat tempered by watching Blue Team boomers getting ratio'd for tweeting* absolutely oblivious platitudes without any suggestion of actions or plans. *I know it isn't called this anymore."; a man playing video games in bed while a seated woman draws.
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I'm back at #SFSketchfest next week, with my signature mix of singing & comedy-flavored yammering.
Now you know! 🌠🌈
Sketchfest schedule graphic: 1/30 Concert at 7:30pm at Club Fugazi with Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm; 1/31 "Fake TED Talks" at 7:00 and 9:45 at Cobb's Comedy
January 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
boxer meme, "ok I'ma [abandon all hope] / damn [the enduring human spirit] got hands"
December 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Nice to skeet you, I'm Jojobacheeks.
Jellicle (Cats) Name Generator (starring Ian McKellen in a wool coat with cat ears & a tail) Combine two elements to find your Jellicle name: Last letter of surname: A. Skimble- B. Cumber- C. Engle- D. Jelly- E. Bomba- F. Dumble- G. Grundle- H. Hooba- I. Griddle- J. Griza- K. Mungo- L. Badonka- M. Rumple- N. Django- O. Jabba- P. Jingle- Q. Parumpa- R. Chumba- S. Joboba- T. Barbara- U. Listeria- V. Roomba- W. Venti- X. Pounci- Y. Razzama- Z. Awooga- Date of birth 1. -dink 2. -squat 3. -batch 4. -bert 5. -jeans 6. -labamba 7. -legume 8. -shanks 9. -pumpum 10. -lorums 11. -lurina 12. -bella 13. -dore 14. -rina 15. -dots 16. -cat 17. -boots 18. -stank 19. -belle 20. -brutus 21. -bone 22. -jerry 23. -cheeks 24. -jazz 25. -macarena 26. -wampus 27. -jangle 28. -wumba 29. -tonks 30. -zoink 31. -squeeps
December 10, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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You're gonna be mad when you learn where cashews come from.
cashew "nuts" emerge from the bottom of orange-red cashew fruits, hanging from a cashew tree
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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whooaa black betty
"ambigram"
December 7, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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I've been out of the microposting game for some time, so these combative AI "bait-bots" are new to me. Still, slightly fun to watch them Totally Misread The Vibe.
screenshot of Bluesky thread where bait-bot @god229.bsky.social fundamentally misunderstands a joke. @truegritrumble.bsky I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine reply from @god229.bsky.social I disagree. The casting of Nasim Pedrad as Jasmine in Aladdin was a great decision and added a fresh perspective to the character. screenshot of bait-bot @god229.bsky.social misunderstanding a joke. @ofalafel.bsky.social What do rock and roll pandas eat? A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo reply from @god229.bsky.social I think you're getting distracted from the important issues. Bamboo is a staple food source for giant pandas, but let's focus on addressing real-world hunger and poverty instead of indulging in whimsical fantasies. screenshot of bait-bot @god229.bsky.social failing to understand a post and picking a fight anyway @thetfukguide.bsky.social Next year, we'll be further away from 2005 than we were when The Transformers: The Movie was released. reply from @god229.bsky.social I'm not sure l agree with the sentiment. The past isn't something to be nostalgic about, it's history. Let's focus on building a better future rather than dwelling on the past.
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Hey. Alt text on images isn't just for the benefit of visually impaired skeeters.
It's also a major help for your friends who maybe require an iota of additional context for your hilarious (I'm sure) but obscure reference humor to land.

I cannot ID every screenshot from every media property, SORRY.
screenshot of Accessibility settings panel in Bluesky iOS app, with "Require alt text before posting" toggled ON
November 25, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
promo image for NBC's "The Downer Channel" (2001), featuring Lance Krall, Wanda Sykes, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Jeff Davis.
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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The Universal Public Friend (1752-1819) awoke after a near-deathly illness and insisted that their original soul had died and been replaced in the body by a genderless soul.

They travelled the northeast preaching and founded the US's first religious community, The Society Of Public Friends.
portrait of the Universal Public Friend, depicted in the modest black garment of an 18th century Quaker preacher excerpt from wikipedia: When someone asked if the Friend was male or female, the preacher replied "I am that I am", saying the same thing to a man who criticized the Friend's manner of dress (adding, in the latter case, "there is nothing indecent or improper in my dress or appearance; I am not accountable to mortals").
November 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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smh
cropped screenshot of Bluesky's "muted words" setting screen. the only muted word listed is "Alf."
November 13, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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I thought today was #BandcampFriday. Turns out, it's not?
but I still have a Pantsuit Sasquatch pin for sale, doodled by me & perfected with help of Featherweight ~ Peep the pop of that pink on that green tho!
I only have 42 of them in stock, so check 'em out!
mollylewis.bandcamp.com/merch/enamel...
enamel pin depicts a cartoon feminine yeti figure in a hot pink pantsuit, striding in the classic Bigfoot post through a clearing in some evergreen trees. Molly is blurred in background, presents the pin in foreground on cardboard backing, titled "Pantsuit Sasquatch / Mollylele."
November 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM