Molly Johnson
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Molly Johnson
@mollymoon.bsky.social
Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls

Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester.

She/Her in N. WI
He’s looking more like a viscacha every damn day 🤦‍♀️
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Honestly, I half expect to see JD Vance streaking across the White House lawn tomorrow screaming about it being”No Pants Friday” or some shit. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My 15yo nephew asked for Flamecraft after playing it at a friends birthday party over the summer. It’s cute as heck!
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Well, now I have a new nightmare.
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lots of evidence points to the elderly trying to get through one last holiday season before they give up the ghost…

🤞🏻
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You need to come up with a phrase like “when the Fates reveal” to inform readers that it hasn’t been decided yet but also that the decision about the titles is implied to not be up to you and therefore you are not required to provide a timeline 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That’s a damn expensive participation trophy 😂
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wear it anyway! 🤩😍🤩
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is so freaking cute 🥰 Love the shoes too! Do you have a long necklace with a pop of red color on it? Or a really bold red lipstick?
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tell him to stare into Jester’s eyes as it happens, either the cuteness will be a great distraction or the ability to suddenly hear Sarah MacLachlan’s Arms of an Angel will be such a shock he won’t even notice the needle 😉

My dog does lethal levels of psychic damage with her puppy eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Kinda prefer chopsticks myself 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So what I’m hearing is you want a new Austin Powers movie? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Obstinate, headstrong voters, I am ashamed of you.”

Yeah, that totally works 😂🤣☠️
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Two words: Forbidden Roadkill
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Are we sure he wasn’t just running to get his car so he has a place to store his ultimate “roadkill” feast?
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every time he says this, I think of WestWorld 😂
a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
ALT: a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
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November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Aabria is freaking amazing on both sides of the table. Love that she’s part of the full cast now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM