my labubu is wearing a protect trans kids tshirt
August 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
my labubu is wearing a protect trans kids tshirt
damn, yesterday in west LA a golden doodle looked me right in the eye and said Israel has a right to defend itself
March 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
damn, yesterday in west LA a golden doodle looked me right in the eye and said Israel has a right to defend itself
if anyone needs me I'll be screaming into my pillow at the thought of Jason Mantzoukos on taskmaster
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
if anyone needs me I'll be screaming into my pillow at the thought of Jason Mantzoukos on taskmaster
raw onion, next question
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
raw onion, next question
me: I'm going to try to be more open to meeting guys online
the guys online: actually not all cops are bad you know
the guys online: actually not all cops are bad you know
January 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
me: I'm going to try to be more open to meeting guys online
the guys online: actually not all cops are bad you know
the guys online: actually not all cops are bad you know
not the theater blasting in da club when I left nosferatu
December 27, 2024 at 2:44 AM
not the theater blasting in da club when I left nosferatu
me on the jury:
sorry your honor, it's hard for me to think with tits this big
sorry your honor, it's hard for me to think with tits this big
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
me on the jury:
sorry your honor, it's hard for me to think with tits this big
sorry your honor, it's hard for me to think with tits this big
being from florida is embarrassing until I remember that there are people who don't know who crime mob is
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
being from florida is embarrassing until I remember that there are people who don't know who crime mob is
I've made some bad decisions in my life but at least I didn't move to LA just to end up shirtless on an episode of Face Off, covered in prosthetics as a giant sexy bee
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I've made some bad decisions in my life but at least I didn't move to LA just to end up shirtless on an episode of Face Off, covered in prosthetics as a giant sexy bee
ok but at least the next time I get gaslit and heartbroken can it be by someone who doesn't wear hokas???
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
ok but at least the next time I get gaslit and heartbroken can it be by someone who doesn't wear hokas???
the neoliberal urge to tell everyone that parks & rec is your favorite show
June 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
the neoliberal urge to tell everyone that parks & rec is your favorite show
she waltoning on my goggins til I ghoul
May 6, 2024 at 4:27 PM
she waltoning on my goggins til I ghoul
a guy on hinge asked me what ACAB meant and when I gave him a sarcastic reply he unmatched me 💁🏼♀️
February 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a guy on hinge asked me what ACAB meant and when I gave him a sarcastic reply he unmatched me 💁🏼♀️
went to the grocery store without headphones on, I'm braver than our troops
February 14, 2024 at 3:57 AM
went to the grocery store without headphones on, I'm braver than our troops
pussy tighter than a trader joes parking lot
February 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
pussy tighter than a trader joes parking lot