“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

My body is giving me all the signs that my periods coming but he's not showing up and instead I'm getting month long PMS + mania and feel absolutely WILD. I hate this so much

Welp I have tinting back and I'm noticing the compulsion to doom scroll. Further proof that algo is ADDICTIVE

Forward facing baby wearing is for people who have little/no breast and you can't convince me otherwise

Did I wake up at 3a, clean my living room, do a workout, do my hair + full face makeup, go to Walmart, come home & cooked for my family and then proceeded to take my 4mo to her 2 therapies all before 11 am? Yes.

Am I manic? Probably... Honestly just gonna take advantage of it

Respectful parenting in the think of the terrible 2s has to be the second hardest thing I've ever done

Trying to heal properly this time (postpartum w/ diastasis recti). Lemme tell you it's AMAZING how much easier it is to love, and take care of, yourself when you're focused on healing your spirit through mind and body work

Was wondering how it's possible that this is the same brain and body that was effectively ace and then I remembered it's literally not. I was pregnant. It's so weird how much having a baby in you changes your entire personality

It's wild how much motherhood can change a creature. I've never been more tired, more sober, and I've never been happier

New phone, no tiktok. This cleanse feels weird. Need news recs please. Only have Popular.info & PBSNews as of rn.

And just like that the supreme Court takes away my diary and my safe-escapism in one fell swoop... Absolutely hating this

I never thought I'd say this but I'm seriously considering getting the tiktok logo tattooed. I'm going to miss that place