and this is why they all have to be primaried.

it’s no different for guys, we just stand there and whatever happens happens

bible guy mad he can’t call girls irrational numbers anymore

the william sonoma spiral ham won’t arrive until after new year

we’re due for a remake of brewster’s millions

same for all you xxl’s out there.

put the lithium back in 7-up

didn't she marry her groomer?

DHS and ICE are the enemy of everything good and American and the entire agency needs to be torn to shreds and the ringleaders need to rot in prison as betrayers of the most fundamental principles of this nation

let’s hear it for the skanks

boss makes a dollar while i make a dime, that's why i poop on the company's time

one could argue that since the richest people in the world live hear we already lack a ceiling and it sucks

genuinely surprised he didn’t drag the twitterfiles out again