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…Tony DookiePoopil.
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
…Tony DookiePoopil.
overextending empire always goes really well
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
overextending empire always goes really well
BREAKING: Eric Adams sucked back into the haunted hot dog cart he escaped from.
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
BREAKING: Eric Adams sucked back into the haunted hot dog cart he escaped from.
The only way to get Magical Mr Mistoffolees is to assassinate your husband.
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The only way to get Magical Mr Mistoffolees is to assassinate your husband.
LLHL: Ladies Love Heat Lamp
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
LLHL: Ladies Love Heat Lamp
This is, for reasons unknown, my 4-year-old’s favorite spirit.
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is, for reasons unknown, my 4-year-old’s favorite spirit.
Gotta go big with it. “I’m sorry, have you heard of the Verrazzano bridge? Well this is my friend, Giovanni da Verrazzano. That bridge was NAMED after them. Yeah, THAT Verrazzano. Explorer. Died in 1528. You lose THEIR stuff???? Are you kidding me???”
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Gotta go big with it. “I’m sorry, have you heard of the Verrazzano bridge? Well this is my friend, Giovanni da Verrazzano. That bridge was NAMED after them. Yeah, THAT Verrazzano. Explorer. Died in 1528. You lose THEIR stuff???? Are you kidding me???”
Help, my parents filled their house with Alexa and they yell at it all day and it often gets things wrong, so they yell louder and this just can’t be more convenient??
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Help, my parents filled their house with Alexa and they yell at it all day and it often gets things wrong, so they yell louder and this just can’t be more convenient??
Turns out all these dudes are like sharks, you just gotta boop em on the nose.
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Turns out all these dudes are like sharks, you just gotta boop em on the nose.
Just imagining these dudes constantly yelling “I’M THE ELDEST BOY!”
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just imagining these dudes constantly yelling “I’M THE ELDEST BOY!”
So we can ramp it
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So we can ramp it
Atlantic becoming “Oops, all Chattertons.”
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Atlantic becoming “Oops, all Chattertons.”
“Oops, all Braxtons!”
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Oops, all Braxtons!”
This is how we get jobs now. I watched Ben Hur on an ipod nano. I am a director of photography. Please hire me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is how we get jobs now. I watched Ben Hur on an ipod nano. I am a director of photography. Please hire me.
Never Forget…Whoville key party
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Never Forget…Whoville key party
Reading this pushed the actual name of the holiday so far out of my brain, it was a struggle to recall.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reading this pushed the actual name of the holiday so far out of my brain, it was a struggle to recall.
can we get Chris Cillizza in here and just have every terrible journalist with a silly name?
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
can we get Chris Cillizza in here and just have every terrible journalist with a silly name?
“GET IT???? IT IS BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS KAT, I AM VERY FUNNY.”
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“GET IT???? IT IS BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS KAT, I AM VERY FUNNY.”
“IT COULD COME IN THE FORM OF A CHILD’S WISH”
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“IT COULD COME IN THE FORM OF A CHILD’S WISH”
Tinkerbell him. Resurrected by the applause of children.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Tinkerbell him. Resurrected by the applause of children.
When you read Atlas Shrugged too many times…
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When you read Atlas Shrugged too many times…
The Annes yearn for their Gables
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Annes yearn for their Gables
If the sandwich hit, you must acquit.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If the sandwich hit, you must acquit.
Suits that make ya just wanna curse the batman
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Suits that make ya just wanna curse the batman