It is possible to be tired from your job while also acknowledging that your job is just email and is not that hard. Two things can be true it’s okay.
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It is possible to be tired from your job while also acknowledging that your job is just email and is not that hard. Two things can be true it’s okay.
Norm McDonald and Drew Carey are cousins spiritually
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Norm McDonald and Drew Carey are cousins spiritually
I heard mountain dew lowers your sperm count
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I heard mountain dew lowers your sperm count
Everyday I see something on Facebook marketplace that makes me want to self immolate today it was “candied grapes” that were just wrapped in fruit roll ups
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Everyday I see something on Facebook marketplace that makes me want to self immolate today it was “candied grapes” that were just wrapped in fruit roll ups
Guy selling a “rare $2 bill” with no price, just “throw offers” like my man that’s just $2
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Guy selling a “rare $2 bill” with no price, just “throw offers” like my man that’s just $2
Rly funny that people think the orderliness of the no kings stuff means they were paid when it actually means something so much worse: for many of the people there, it was the equivalent of getting brunch
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Rly funny that people think the orderliness of the no kings stuff means they were paid when it actually means something so much worse: for many of the people there, it was the equivalent of getting brunch
Got a burger from the popular bar that’s slightly closer than the one I normally order from and it wasn’t very good, setting me back years on my sensitivity to change
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Got a burger from the popular bar that’s slightly closer than the one I normally order from and it wasn’t very good, setting me back years on my sensitivity to change
I want to buy my girlfriend a sword more than anything in the world
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I want to buy my girlfriend a sword more than anything in the world
It costs $47 per day to stay alive
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It costs $47 per day to stay alive
Guy who thinks it’s still hilarious and original to call Ghost “Scooby Doo music”
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Guy who thinks it’s still hilarious and original to call Ghost “Scooby Doo music”
Sitting at work thinking about sounds that my cat makes
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sitting at work thinking about sounds that my cat makes
Telling my boss that only my girlfriend is allowed to text me today
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Telling my boss that only my girlfriend is allowed to text me today
Halloween is fun and all but some of yall NEED to calm down
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Halloween is fun and all but some of yall NEED to calm down
Talking to my zoomer coworker and taking 3d10 psychic damage.
Taking an additional 1d10 for every time she keeps talking after I say “damn that’s crazy”
Taking an additional 1d10 for every time she keeps talking after I say “damn that’s crazy”
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Talking to my zoomer coworker and taking 3d10 psychic damage.
Taking an additional 1d10 for every time she keeps talking after I say “damn that’s crazy”
Taking an additional 1d10 for every time she keeps talking after I say “damn that’s crazy”
Please stop trying to be funny on fb marketplace yall are paTHEtic oh my god
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Please stop trying to be funny on fb marketplace yall are paTHEtic oh my god
It’s October now which means I’m not allowed to focus on anything that isn’t soup, black metal, or my girlfriend
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s October now which means I’m not allowed to focus on anything that isn’t soup, black metal, or my girlfriend
New bus driver home. She doesn’t know where tf she’s goin but she knows how to make a left turn and I think that matters more to me
October 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
New bus driver home. She doesn’t know where tf she’s goin but she knows how to make a left turn and I think that matters more to me
It’s fine to not like the Beatles but if you say that they’re bad I genuinely respect you less as a person sorry but that’s embarrassing
October 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s fine to not like the Beatles but if you say that they’re bad I genuinely respect you less as a person sorry but that’s embarrassing
People rag on younger Gen Z kids for parasocial behavior and then write an extensive essay on how Ozzy Osbornes death affected them and don’t see the irony. Just because we didn’t know the word until now doesn’t make you any different, you still didn’t know that guy lol
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
People rag on younger Gen Z kids for parasocial behavior and then write an extensive essay on how Ozzy Osbornes death affected them and don’t see the irony. Just because we didn’t know the word until now doesn’t make you any different, you still didn’t know that guy lol
If you refer to yourself or anyone you know as a “foodie” in earnest I am immediately thinking about walking away from you and that is the kindest way I can say that
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If you refer to yourself or anyone you know as a “foodie” in earnest I am immediately thinking about walking away from you and that is the kindest way I can say that
I still love coheed and Cambria but every time claudio has said “fuck” since like NWFT feels like a “how do you do fellow kids”
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I still love coheed and Cambria but every time claudio has said “fuck” since like NWFT feels like a “how do you do fellow kids”
Why is a guy that I went on exactly one terrible date with hitting me up on LinkedIn I fucking hate it here
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why is a guy that I went on exactly one terrible date with hitting me up on LinkedIn I fucking hate it here
One of my favorite things so far about office culture is that “it’s Friday” is a genuine excuse to be lazy. I don’t have to be honest and say I played video games until 1am. It’s just Friday and everyone agrees
October 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
One of my favorite things so far about office culture is that “it’s Friday” is a genuine excuse to be lazy. I don’t have to be honest and say I played video games until 1am. It’s just Friday and everyone agrees
I almost reinstalled twitter and then remembered I have this so I’ll see if it scratches the itch first
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I almost reinstalled twitter and then remembered I have this so I’ll see if it scratches the itch first
The older I get the less I respect people who get really emotional about sports. I would never take you into battle.
December 30, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The older I get the less I respect people who get really emotional about sports. I would never take you into battle.