mongoosejohnson.bsky.social
@mongoosejohnson.bsky.social
Yet still uses the pronouns "you" and "we." MAGA is really that stupid.
September 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"As we stand amid the ruins of the house we deliberately set on fire, can you please give us some kudos for the amazing house we tell you we're going to build?"
April 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He's very careful to be specific and say he's never "physically" hurt anyone. Because he knows very well that he has profoundly hurt and even caused the deaths of many, many people through DOGE's activities. He knows. So he knows very well why people hate him.
April 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You don't tariff your friends and allies. Only your enemies.
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hope there's room for him in El Salvador. We don't even need a trial, obviously...
March 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"... Just as soon as we can figure out how to spin our abject capitulation to Putin's entire wishlist as some kind of victory for peace."
March 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted
"The response to authoritarianism isn't acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing and one thing only: a punch in the face." - @govpritzker.illinois.gov
March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's not for nothing. It's for the benefit of Vladimir Putin. Never forget that everything Trump does starts and ends with Putin's interests.
March 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It's horrifying and it's insane, but it tracks. His thesis is certainly consistent with everything we've been seeing.
March 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That is batshit insane. It's unprompted and out of context. It's racist and distasteful, but it's also completely bonkers. Someone is losing their mind.
March 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He hasn't discovered a single instance of fraud. The things he has defunded weren't waste; they were simply things that he didn't approve of spending on. The gov't is spending more money so far, not less, so there is no efficiency. And he is well aware of all this.
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Sure, but his wonderful healthcare plan is coming in two weeks.

I don't give a shit what he says he'll do. Let us know when he actually does it.
March 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM